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Your business deserves to be seen, and at FASTSIGNS, we can help you with visibility and so much more. We are a custom sign and visual solutions company that can handle a wide variety of your business’s needs, including content development, graphic design, and project management. Our visual idea experts offer unmatched insight and will work closely with you to understand your business and develop customized solutions that convey your message.

Coconut here. Human Manager. Not a cat.The human peons installed some perforated vinyl on the windows of Betts Fishing C...
10/09/2026

Coconut here. Human Manager. Not a cat.

The human peons installed some perforated vinyl on the windows of Betts Fishing Center. Now people inside can make faces at people outside without fear of being seen, and fun will be had by all!

Now, I love the IDEA of fishing, mostly the retrieving of fish that I can later eat. This graphic, however, IS AN OUTRAGE. This man is standing in water. WATER. Absolutely unhinged behavior.

I am going to file this in THE STEVE SITUATION under "Delulu Human Behaviors". Steve didn't have anything to do with this job... and I find that suspicious.

-Coconut Z. Humanperson
Manager, Fishmonger
Comfortably Standing on Land and Not in Water Enjoyer

10/01/2026

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Coconut here. Human Manager. It is Monday, despite my written objections to the universe.My human employees installed pe...
09/28/2026

Coconut here. Human Manager. It is Monday, despite my written objections to the universe.

My human employees installed perforated window vinyl for Amorino, turning their storefront windows into enormous displays of gelato, macrons, and other things I was only supposed to look at.

There is a rose made of gelato on those windows. The graphics look amazing with beautiful color and detail, and an excellent use of window space.

I requested an on-site tasting appointment. Steve said, "You can't go, it's a food establishment." Interesting. Last week he tried to evict me from my office and gaslight me into thinking I had none. Now he is restricting executive travel. I have added this to THE STEVE SITUATION under "Obstruction of Dairy".

The folder now contains one document. My office still has no nameplate. Steve suggested a sticky note. A sticky note. This insult will not go unanswered.

-Coconut Z. Humanperson
Director of Frozen Asset Investigations

Coconut here. Totally a human manager and most definitely not a cat.Bayvrio Pharmacy recently took over a new office spa...
09/25/2026

Coconut here. Totally a human manager and most definitely not a cat.

Bayvrio Pharmacy recently took over a new office space and needed their pylon sign updated. My human employees at FASTSIGNS South Tampa removed the electronic message board and replaced all the panels, giving the existing structure a fresh look with prominent Bayvrio branding. An excellent transformation, if I do say so myself. I supervised from the office with my eyes closed, which is an advanced management technique.

However.

We can remove electronic message boards and replace every panel on a towering roadside sign. We can announce a new business's presence to MULTIPLE LANES OF TRAFFIC. Yet we apparently cannot make a small plaque that says "Coconut Z. Humanperson - Manager" for my office.

Steve says I don't have an office. If that were true, why do I become hostile when people enter it, Steve?

I think Steve is going to try to overthrow me. I cannot play my hand and let him know that I know. I have opened a file called: THE STEVE SITUATION. At present, it is an empty folder that I am sitting on.

Access is restricted.

-Coconut Z. Humanperson
Director of Pylon Oversight and Electronic Message Board Removal
Acting Head of Sabotaging All of Steve's Plans

Coconut here. Human manager, totally not a cat, you get the drill by now. Sorry I haven't updated much this week, but I'...
09/21/2026

Coconut here. Human manager, totally not a cat, you get the drill by now. Sorry I haven't updated much this week, but I've been busy getting TOTALLY JACKED.

While I oversaw the installation of this blade sign and dimensional letter set at , and I seized the opportunity to get some sets in. This is in no way reactionary behavior to Steve calling me a "chonky boi". While everyone else was in the office getting flabby and losing definition, I was working on my PRs. I'm inspired to write a new book about my fitness journey. I'll call it "The Great Catsby: Gains Edition".

Coconut here. I'm SOOOOOOOOO excited to announce that Thunderbug has been crowned as Mascot of the Year. He's just lucky...
09/14/2026

Coconut here. I'm SOOOOOOOOO excited to announce that Thunderbug has been crowned as Mascot of the Year. He's just lucky that I didn't put myself in the running this year. I most definitely enjoyed seeing him swing by the shop today, and I totally didn't freak out and claw at people to run away in fear, who gave you that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that?

It's truly unfortunate that my busy schedule will mean that I will be in meetings for all future Thunderbug visits. That's just business, I guess!

Also, I would like to submit myself for next year's Mascot of the Year challenge. DM me and I'll send headshots and my portfolio.

Coconut here. Human Manager. It is Monday. This is your first warning.The humans made a signfoam seal with routed letter...
08/31/2026

Coconut here. Human Manager. It is Monday. This is your first warning.

The humans made a signfoam seal with routed letters and vinyl graphics on the face. A seal, an official emblem, a symbol of authority. Finally they understand the kind of organization I am trying to run here. I asked them to make one for my office, and they told me I don't have an office.

Interesting response from people whose home addresses are readily available in the employee records.

Anyway, it is Monday. My weekend has been stolen from me. There will be consequences. For someone. I don't know who. Probably Steve.

So yes, we make custom dimensional signage using signfoam, and we apparently make them very well. Which is fortunate, because on a Monday, I have neither the patience nor the emotional stability for a reprint.

Happy Monday, humans. Tread lightly.

-Coconut Z. Humanperson
Human Manager
Keeper of the Seal
Director of Routed Consequences

Coconut here. Human Manager. Signfoam enthusiast.My fellow humans. We made it. IT IS FRIDAY.My productivity has entered ...
08/28/2026

Coconut here. Human Manager. Signfoam enthusiast.

My fellow humans. We made it. IT IS FRIDAY.

My productivity has entered weekend mode officially, which means I will no longer be doing "work" and instead will responding to all emails with "per my previous e-meow". Before I clock out for my mandatory 48-hour nap, LOOK AT THIS SIGN.

We've got signfoam with routed letters and an inset underlay acrylic graphic. It's so beautiful, I could cry. Except I am a manager, and managers don't cry. That's my employees' responsibility. STEVE, START CYRING NOW.

The acrylic is inset directly into the signfoam, giving everything a clean dimensional look instead of sitting flat on the surface. Such sophistiCATion. Much professional. Wow.

The weekend is coming. The sign is finished, and I've scheduled a dozen emails to go out a 4:59pm marked HIGH PRIORITY.

Have a great weekend, fellow humans.

-Coconut Z. Humanperson
Human Manager
Director of Signfoam Affairs

Coconut here. Human manager. Sign professional. Mahjong expert.I learned the Mahjong approximately 12 minutes ago and I ...
08/19/2026

Coconut here. Human manager. Sign professional. Mahjong expert.

I learned the Mahjong approximately 12 minutes ago and I am now prepared to gamble the company away. The humans installed two new signs for South Tampa Mahjon Parlor: a beautiful new building sign above those extremely powerful pink doors, which remind me of my amazing toe beans, plus a roadside post-and-panel sign so passing motorists can locate the exact building where friendships go to die over tiny decorated tiles.

I inspected the artwork and immediately understood the game: You get tiles. Some have sticks. Some have circles. One appears to contain an ancient symbol of enormous power. One has a BIRD. Then everyone starts yelling. Basically just FastSigns, but in game form.

We made these signs because "Follow the sound of four people aggressively slapping tiles on a table" is apparently not considered adequate wayfinding. Cowards.

I would like everyone to appreciate the color palette here. Green, pink, white, BIRD. Fantastic! And those pink doors? Chef's kiss. I have requested that FastSigns repaint our entire building pink. Management denied the request.

I AM MANAGEMENT. THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES.

I have now been informed that I am not allowed to eat the tiles. This organization has become increasingly hostile toward innovation.

-Coconut Z. Humanperson
Human Manager
Certified Sign Inspector
Uncertified Mahjong Grand Master
Keeper of the Bird Tile

Coconut here. Sorry I'm late but SOMEONE told me I wasn't allowed to drive because "Coconut, you can't reach the pedals....
08/18/2026

Coconut here. Sorry I'm late but SOMEONE told me I wasn't allowed to drive because "Coconut, you can't reach the pedals." Poppycock!

We recently installed these massive inspirational acrylic panels at Ford's Garage, a job that required a lot of Focus. The installers had to Edge everything into exactly the right position, and mounted them Expedition-ly.

That last one might not be a word. Actually, I'm management. It is a word now.

Ford is: Built on Heritage. Driven by People. Focused on the Future.
Meanwhile, FastSigns is: Built on Caffeine. Driven by Deadlines. Focused on Signs. Supervised by Coconut, who is not a cat, but has strong Meowstang spirit.

Have you Driven a Fod Lately?

No. But I did sit in the box these signs came in.

-Coconut Z. Humanperson
Human Manager
Furr-150 Owner
Explorer of Boxes
Leader of Expeditions
Apparently the only person in this shop with Focus

I don't know if you know this about me, Coconut the Human, but I love signfoam. My employees call these signs "sophistic...
08/14/2026

I don't know if you know this about me, Coconut the Human, but I love signfoam. My employees call these signs "sophisticated" and "elegant", but they're WRONG, STEVE. These signs look like they own a skyscraper in NYC and definitely has a guy for everything you could possibly imagine. These signs are so crisp they LITERALLY have me climbing the walls.

-Coconut Z. Humanperson
Signfoam Enthusiast. Gold Standard Expert. Not a Cat.

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3901 W Kennedy Boulevard
Tampa, FL
33609

Opening Hours

Monday 8:30am - 5pm
Tuesday 8:30am - 5pm
Wednesday 8:30am - 5pm
Thursday 8:30am - 5pm
Friday 8:30am - 4pm
Saturday 12am - 11:59pm

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+18136074574

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