10/17/2026
The grand finale of feral trophy construction: THEY’RE DONE! 🎲🔥🖤
In true me fashion, somewhere between doing 50 million things at once and trying to document the process, I forgot to DOCUMENT THE PROCESS. 😅🤦🏻♀️
Grinding off the welds? Not filmed.
Welding the dice onto the bases? Not filmed.
Cutting out the placements? Not filmed.
Welding the placements onto the bases? ALSO not filmed.
Painting the dice? Apparently that was classified information too. 😂
At this point, you’re getting a documentary with half the evidence missing. Basically, I took the government’s approach to the Epstein files—except my missing footage is just grinding and poor time management. 🙃😂
What I DO have is a little test fit, the first batch of placement numbers that were way too small for my liking—what is this, a trophy for ANTS?!—a mid-paint picture, and the finished beauties! 👀🤘🏻
There’s also a video showing off that pearl paint, because these babies deserve their moment to shine. Pictures alone don’t get to have all the fun. ✨
They made it to their destination, AND my friend Daniel and the one and only Fat Tuesday brought home SECOND PLACE! Congratulations, you two! 🥈🖤
I also included a picture of all the winners! Congratulations to everyone, and thank y’all for giving these trophies something to celebrate! 🏆
From a flat sheet of metal to somebody’s hard-earned trophy. The dice are polished, the winners are celebrating, and I’m accepting nominations for someone to follow me around and remind me to hit RECORD. 😂🎲🖤