Haute Mess Boutique

10/08/2026

Some gifts say “I love you.” Ours say “I know exactly how inappropriate you are.” 😂🎁

Haute Mess Boutique is your GIFT HEADQUARTERS! Funny cards, sassy mugs, hilarious towels, can coolers, wax melts, perfumes, and jewelry—we’ve got a little sweet and a whole lot of smartass. 💅✨

Grab a gift, add a card that would make Grandma gasp, and put it in a bag that’s already talking trash. Shopping handled. 😏🛍️

🧜‍♀️Stop in or shop hautemessboutique.com!💀

10/07/2026

👻 DOUBLE THE BREW, DOUBLE THE TROUBLE! 👻

Saturday, October 10th at Haute Mess Boutique, your shopping habit comes with perks. 😏🛍️

The FIRST 12 people to spend $50 or more in-store get BOTH:
💛 One FREE Alani Voodoo Vanilla
💜 One FREE Alani Witches Brew

Cute clothes AND two free drinks? Suddenly “I’m just browsing” sounds ridiculous. 🧙‍♀️✨

📍 In-store only • Limit one offer per person • Saturday, October 10th only

Only 12 people score this treat—get in before the other witches beat you to it! 🖤

10/07/2026

Ch*****ne taste. Under-$30 budget. We understood the assignment. 💅

Our new skirts are serving shimmer, sass, flirty pleats, and a little princess drama—all for LESS THAN $30. 👑✨

Pair one with boots and your favorite top, then act like you have somewhere important to be.

Shop Haute Mess Boutique—because being extra shouldn’t cost extra. 🛍️
www.hautemessboutique.com

10/07/2026

✨ A little sass with a lot of shimmer!!💀🧜‍♀️

Our NEW silver and pink metallic ruffle skirts look ridiculously cute with these sassy graphic tees. 👻🌹 Because dressing like a lady doesn’t mean you have to act like one. 😉

Come shop the new pieces at the boutique! Which combo are you grabbing—silver & spooky or pink & mouthy? 💖

10/06/2026

💍 Your fingers called. They’re tired of being underdressed.

Our NEW rings have arrived, and subtle clearly wasn’t invited. ✨ Colorful sparkle, pearly pretties, flowers, cactus cuties, and celestial sass—pick your personality. Or all of them. We don’t judge accessorizing.

Come try on your favorites at the boutique! Which one has your name on it? 👀

10/06/2026

10/06/2026

Help the kitties! 🐈‍⬛❤️

Local group, Hautian Ocean Parrot Head Club is having a yard sale next Saturday to benefit the rescue! They regularly volunteer their time to assist with our projects for United Way’s Serve the Valley Days.

Please go check out their yard sale and help them help the kitties! Check out their flyer for address and times.





🦜🌴⛵️🌊🐠🦀🦈🍹🏖️

10/06/2026

10/03/2026

💗 In October, Weezy wears pink. And yes, he’s judging you until you do, too. 😏🐾

Tough guy. Big heart. Pink for Breast Cancer Awareness Month. 🎀

All October long, buy anything with pink in it and get 10% off that item! A little pink counts—Weezy isn’t checking percentages. 😂

Come shop Haute Mess Boutique and get your pink on! 💕