Roy's Trout Slapping Co.

Roy's Trout Slapping Co. We are professional, highly skilled fish slappers. There are many situations that call for trout slapping.

There are many kinds of fish to use for slapping but none quite so satisfying as a trout. The heft and girth of the fish is absolutely ideal for slapping. While our skills are mostly used on people, we also employ a special brand of slapping reserved exclusively for uncooperative trout. Our employees go through a special training program at Hardvard to prepare them for their role as trout slapper.

There are many companies out there specializing in fish slapping but none as qualified as ours. And with more than 140 years of experience, you know your fish are in the right hands.

02/01/2025

This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by OcherMountain. Ships from Charlotte, NC. Listed on Jan 23, 2025

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01/31/2025

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Hi gang! I know it's been a long time coming but the day is *finally* here. We have merch! These tees are available in a...
01/23/2025

Hi gang! I know it's been a long time coming but the day is *finally* here. We have merch! These tees are available in a variety of colors and sizes, from S-4XL!

This is a new Etsy store we're working with and they'd love to drive traffic to their store so are offering an additional 20% off 2 or more items using the promo code ROYSSALE. Everything is currently on sale. *edit* Doesn't look like the promo code works with the sale. Sorry, folks! We'll set up a promo code for after the sale.

We're also looking at hats to sell and may release some in the future. Please let us know if you are interested in mugs and/or stickers.

This Gender-Neutral Adult T-shirts item is sold by OcherMountain. Ships from Charlotte, NC. Listed on Jan 23, 2025

12/25/2024

Hey friends! We're finally in the process of making some merch; i.e. a t-shirt and maybe a mug to start. Check out our new logo and let me know what you think!

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In case you were wondering, we will *not*, in fact, be using this fish for slapping purposes. I'm sure it would do a fab...
12/24/2024

In case you were wondering, we will *not*, in fact, be using this fish for slapping purposes. I'm sure it would do a fabulous job on, like, an entire nation, but it's far too wieldy. Sorry.

11/30/2024

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This strange-looking anglerfish, which is only found on two tiny patches of reef off Tasmania, could be one of the world's most endangered fish.

Address

51 Fish Head Lane
Tooele, UT
92331

Opening Hours

Monday 12pm - 5pm
Tuesday 10am - 2pm
Thursday 4pm - 6pm
Friday 1pm - 1:30pm
Saturday 3am - 12am

Telephone

(801) 555-1212

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