10/07/2026
Being a single dad of twins while running businesses is basically living a day in the life of Jennifer fu***ng Coolidge… except nobody gave me a script and apparently I’m responsible for payroll. 😂
My average day:
Wake up.
Check emails.
Make breakfast.
“Dad, where are my shoes?”
Take a business call.
“Dad, she touched me.”
Approve an estimate.
“Dad, can we get Starbucks?”
Solve a construction problem.
“DADDDDD!”
Transfer money.
Answer 47 texts.
Try to remember if I actually ate today.
Then somehow go from CEO, contractor, salesman and problem solver…
to Uber driver, therapist, cook, coach, ATM, referee and the guy walking around the house turning off every damn light. 😂
And somewhere in the middle of all that chaos, I look at my twins and realize…
This is the life I worked for.
Not the businesses.
Not the awards.
Not the money.
Not the houses.
The freedom to be there.
To make the games.
To have the random conversations.
To embarrass them.
To teach them.
To watch them grow up.
To build a life where Dad might be busy as hell — but Dad is present.
Some days I absolutely have no idea what the f**k I’m doing.
But these two have watched me win, lose, rebuild, take risks, work ridiculous hours and keep moving forward.
And hopefully they’re learning something bigger than business:
You can build your own life.
It doesn’t have to look normal.
It doesn’t have to be perfect.
And it sure as hell doesn’t have to be easy.
Mine is loud.
Chaotic.
Expensive. 😂
Exhausting.
And absolutely fu***ng beautiful.
Single Dad.
Entrepreneur.
Father of twins.
Wouldn’t trade this circus for anything.
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