09/02/2024
RIP Linda Deutsch.
She was the reporter I wanted to be. A real-life Brenda Starr or Lois Lane, she could emerge like a super-hero from any courtroom, grab hold of a landline and dictate what her AP obituary called "glittering first drafts of history."
I know because I saw her do it multiple times a day during the Patty Hearst trial. I was the AP intern assigned to help Linda at the courthouse. I fetched transcripts or chased people for quotes. But mostly the job consisted of guarding one of the four pay phones outside the courtroom and chit-chatting with people in the San Francisco bureau, handing the receiver to Linda the moment she burst out of the courtroom. UPI's reporter would just have to wait his turn.
I can still hear her dictating something along the lines of: "Patty Hearst, comma, daughter and granddaughter of millionaires, comma, was convicted today of bank robbery. Period."
I once asked her, "How do you do it?"
She said she imagined the news ticker in Times Square as she dictated her copy, seeing the words and the punctuation scrolling past in her mind's eye. That Times Square ticker image stayed with me when I ended up having to do live shots on TV and it became my imaginary teleprompter.
Away from the courtroom, I felt lucky that the Patty Hearst trial reporters let me hang out with the cool kids, gathering in someone's apartment on Saturday nights to drink and laugh together at the original cast of SNL. Thanks to Linda, I met other incredible role models like Theo Wilson, who was covering the trial for the New York Daily News. They were superstars at a time when female journalists were still something of a novelty.
A few years ago, I saw Linda at a News Geezers lunch in Burbank. I'm not sure she remembered me as the eager intern who held the phone for her at the Patty Hearst trial. But I'll never forget her.