03/06/2026
Tell me I’m not the only one who has a safe place with its own witness protection scheme.
I’m talking about that very sensible place you choose in a moment of complete confidence to store something important with absolute certainty that you’ll remember it there.
This could be anything from a notebook, a password you wrote on a scrap of paper, a receipt, or a form you need to fill out. These items are all carefully placed somewhere safe, then immediately removed from all known memory.
I do this with notebooks more often than I’d like to admit.
I’ll put one somewhere logical, usually while thinking, “This is such a good place for it.” Then half an hour later I’m looking in increasingly ridiculous places while past-me sits somewhere in the distance, smug and unavailable for questioning.
It’s funny, until it starts eating into your time and your patience. Especially when you’re trying to get out the door, start a piece of work, reply to a client, finally fill out that form, or find the one note you were absolutely sure you’d written down.
This is where the smallest bit of structure can make life feel less irritating. It's as simple as creating one obvious home for things you know you’ll need again soon. Preferably somewhere current-you and future-you can both agree on.
Although if anyone has worked out how to access the secret filing system of past-you, I’m listening.
What’s the thing you always put somewhere safe and then immediately lose?