04/09/2026
South Africans: This country is so dangerous. Your life is worth nothing. Somebody has to do something. It cannot go on like this. Criminals have all the advantages. I am scared every day of my life.
Self Defense Company: Here is a great course to teach your family how to protect yourself against kidnapping, hijacking, armed robbery, sexual assault, home invasion and all the violent crimes South Africans are exposed to. And best of all it requires just one morning out of your life and anyone can learn it.
South Africans: ..........crickets.
Self-Defense Company: Hello anybody out there?
South Africans: its too expensive, I am too old, I have armed response, my knees are killing me, I don't have time, we will get back to you, oh I can't make that date my kids are playing rugby that weekend, we are on holiday then....., insert excuses here______