Sentinel Risk Management

04/06/2020

Driving can get so lonely
The nights so long, no homey
To enjoy some late-night banter
While this truck' on a steady canter

Ahoy! I look there yonder
A stray matey on the side
Yo! Mate, you need a ride?
Climb on up no need to wonder

The ride made us mighty thirsty
But lo! My mate has beer
Open up 'em beers now smartly
Let this drive be filled with cheer!

Hold the wheel real quick old buddy
I need to drain the main vein
Use your left hand for the gas
This truck is practically a train

While your holding check this pic out
I'm dating quite the lass
Take a stare at that hot pout
Scroll left to see her tight aaaaaaaahhh!!!

The world turned upside down
And like a cowboy tumbleweed
Turned into a ball of brown
Dust and plants and pain and mead

The morning boss man came to look
His face a cover of a horror book
Fear had me in my icy veins
But luckily I was born with brains

See here sir that tyre yonder
Must have burst while I was concentrating
Then before my mind could ponder
The truck was fiercely disintegrating!

Bossman shouted, look you fool!
I saw your antics on my telly
Nick installed a big brother tool
What I saw turned my belly into jelly!

You're fired and you will pay for this!
The evidence is as good as gold
Nick showed me the cause of this
Quiet now? Not so bold?

Damn that Nick Schlebusch!
He was watching all this time!
Who knew he was checking while I drive
Fuel and braking, speed, place rhyme

If your driver's being naughty
Lies and becomes haughty
Rely on Nick Schlebusch
For proof to kick his t**h

Thank you, Nick, for a very informative professional presentation.

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