16/08/2024
Drop kicks and knockouts baby 🏉👊
With a day to go until the Boks snortklap the Aussies and another day until Dricus, well, KO’s Israel (arrogant human, not country), we felt it necessary to bring back an extra special, home-grown, locally-flown, give the Boerboel a bone, can we like to dance at Checkers wiff a cone - Green & Gold Cheesecake 🥳
If ever there was a time to bring out the big guns, flex our muscles and score a try with a straight-up conversion inside your belly, this is it 🙅♂️
Reintroducing AIKONA, our almost as strong as an Ox, Amarula Mint Cheesecake 🤯 In the words of the legendary Ox himself, salads don’t win scrums and we couldn’t agree more. He never mentioned Cheesecakes do, but whatevs.
So if you’re in need of the champion spirit and some extra muscle (ts&cs apply), get ready to feast on this beast 💪
Let’s break this bad boy down 👇
The Biscuit Base? Hayibo. He’s compressed like a road of fresh tar covering a groot g*t 3-bed 2-bath pothole on the corner of Main and Nicol. One bite and yes, he’s broken.
The Filling? Ah shot for asking charna. Aikona is made up of the finest and smooth Amurula-infused cheesecake filling straight from the Marula Trees of Sub-Equatorial Africa. I googled that. I actually had no cooking clue and am pretty doff if we’re being honest🤦♂️ But let’s not be honest 😬
The Topping? Sitting as elevated as Israel
Adesanya’s heart rate ahead of Sunday, we have fine slithers, I mean chopped, I mean diced, I mean cut, I mean honestly whatever, Peppermint Aero.
Well if that isn’t enough, Aikona is completed with a creamy white Lindor balletjie to savour the final jaw crunches and moments of victory for your belly before Saturday and Sunday’s Green & Gold victory🎉
Stock is as limited as toilet paper during lockdown, so drop us a DM to pre-order 064 535 0734 or swing by our store and fight it out for some🤳 Available today and tomorrow 🥳
I Kant Belief. Tsek. GO Bokke and Dricus! Bye.