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05/02/2020

Two men at a bus stop started a conversation.
One of them keeps complaining of family problems.
Finally, the other man says, "You think you have family problems?" Listen to my situation... A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married Later, my dad married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter my step-mom and my dad became my stepson-in- law. Also my wife became mom-in-law to her dad-in-law. Then my wife's daughter, my step-mom, had a son. This boy was my half-brother cause he was my dad's son, but he was
also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. That made me the grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife and I had a son. Now, the half-sister of my son, my stepmom, is also the grandmom. My dad is the bro-in-law of my child, who is the stepbrother of my dad's wife!

12/01/2020

President Mbeki was born in 1994 in a place called I-dutshwa (By President Zuma)

09/01/2020

afikeke bese siyamutshela ukuthi ungene emzini o wrong lapho efuna khona kungaphesheya kothukela bese ethi uyavuma ungene emzini๐Ÿ˜๏ธ owrong bt lengane ayifani noyise wayo ๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿšถ

03/01/2020

Yesterday I Took My Bicycle ๐ŸšฒAnd Went๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚To The Liquor Store And Bought A Bottle Of Whisky๐Ÿ˜Œ
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And Put It In The Bicycle๐Ÿšฒ Basket. As I Was About To Leave๐Ÿšถ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚, I Thought To Myself๐Ÿค”โ€œWhat If I Fall Off The Bicycle๐Ÿ™? What Will Happen To My Bottle๐Ÿ˜ฏ๐Ÿ˜ฏโ€
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So I Decided To Drink All The Whisky Before I Cycled Home๐Ÿง—โ€โ™‚๐Ÿคบ It Turned Out To Be A Good Decision๐Ÿ˜Š Because I Fell Seven Times๐Ÿ˜Ÿ On The Way Home. Imagine What Wouldโ€™ve Happened To The Bottle๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ๐Ÿคบ

02/01/2020

Vocodam is giving away 2 gigabyte to those who will read the first word correctly ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

25/12/2019

A Toilet Will Teach You, That You Will Always Be Alone Maseku Nyiwa๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿšฎ

24/12/2019

Umthande kakhulu Naye akuthande kakhulu ithi distance"ngeniqale nathetha nam"๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’”

13/12/2019

WATCHING A SOCCER MATCH WITH GIRLS CAN BE STRESSFUL:๐Ÿ˜ž]๐Ÿ‘ฉ: Babe who's that guy, is that Ricky Rick?๐Ÿ™†
๐Ÿ‘จ: No, that's Mpho Makola๐Ÿ˜• .
๐Ÿ‘ฉ: Hey, what's that yellow card for?๐Ÿ˜Š
๐Ÿ‘จ: It's a warning to a player and red means the player must stop playing and leave the match.
๐Ÿ‘ฉ: Ohh, it's something similar to a traffic light. Yellow - warning, Red - Stop.
๐Ÿ‘จ: Yeah yeah sure babe.
๐Ÿ‘ฉ: What about the green card?
๐Ÿ‘จ: Ohh S**t, there's nothing like that.
๐Ÿ‘ฉ: I want Pirates to win the world cup.
๐Ÿ‘จ: (silent๐Ÿ˜‘)
๐Ÿ‘ฉ: who's that old man over the VIP?๐Ÿ˜Š
๐Ÿ‘จ: Geeez Baby, that's Chiefs' Chairman, Kaizer Motaung.
๐Ÿ‘ฉ: Ohh Ok... So it means the other one is Orlando Motaung?๐Ÿ˜ฎ
๐Ÿ‘จ: (Changes Channel)
(I'm watching Tom and Jerry now.๐Ÿ˜ก)

11/12/2019

KODWA AMA CHINA AWASEBENZI NGANI UTSHWALA OBUYI FAKE๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†SIKE SIPHUZE O ZEINIKEN๐Ÿ˜‹FLYING KICK๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹ NE YAVVANA๐Ÿ˜‹NGO R10๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โœ‹

10/12/2019

Gxina Gama
Sahlabela saze sakhala sdudla esontfweni solo sitsi
''Wanginik'umzimbomkhulu'' ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

30/11/2019

Uzwe isdudla kwi meeting sithi "awume kancane ngikungene emlonyen"
Haiybo kanjani

27/11/2019

Why I will never teach pre-school kids AGAIN ...... ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ™„
At the creche where I work, there is a little girl named Vicky. She is so cute and sweet.Yesterday, just before knocking off, I found her busy, trying to put on her shoes.I approached her, and offered to help her. โ˜บIt was
such a torrid time. The boots seamed to be smaller than her size. It took me 5 minutes to help her wear them. When we were done, after making a steps away from her, she called me said
"Teacher, you made me wear banana". When I looked at her shoes, to my embarrassment, I realised I had misplaced her shoes - the banana style. Upon trying to take off the shoes again, it took me 3 minutes. After struggling so much I eventually managed to remove them and tried putting them on again, this time the correct way. However, it was more difficult than the first time.
When I finished, she said: "Teacher, these shoes
are not mine!"
I really got angry, but since I work with little kids,
I had to be patient and control my anger. I struggled to remove the shoes. I then asked Vicky where her own shoes were and this is what she said:
"These shoes belong to my sister, my mum is the one who made me wear them in the morning today".
This time I boiled in anger. But since I always do my job perfectly and whole heartedly, I helped her to put on the shoes again. When we were done, Vicky pulled another shocker, yet again.
"What about the socks, teacher?" she asked.
I wondered whether I should laugh or cry.
Politely and swiftly I asked her, "Where are the socks Vicky?"
She innocently replied: "I shoved them in my shoes, they are in front of my toes" I simply resigned! ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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