13/07/2022
Siya called a computer specialist to complain about his computer and this conversation took place:
Specialist:how may I help you sir
Siya:I'm having trouble with my computer
Specialist:what sort of trouble??
Siya:I was just typing along and all sudden the words went away
Specialist:went away??
Siya:I mean that they disappeared
SpecialistHmm,so what does your screen look like now ??
Siya:nothing
Specialist:can you see the C prompt on the screen??
Siya:What C prompt ?
Specialist:never mind. can you move the cursor around the screen?
Siya:there isn't any cursor around the screen
Specialist:does your monitor have a power indicator ??
Siya:what is a monitor?
Specialist:it is a thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV does it have a little light that tells you when it is switched on?
Siya:I don't know
Specialist:well then,just look at the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes in, can you see that ??
Siya:no,it's too dark in here
Specialist:dark?
Siya:yes,my room's light is off, so the only light I have is coming from my window
Specialist:well,you better turn on your light then
Siya:I can't
Specialist:why??
Siya:because there is no light
Specialist:no light?okay, do you still have the boxes, manual and packaging that came with the computer?
Siya:yes, I kept them in my cupboard
Specialist:That's good. Go and get them and unplug your computer and pack it just like it was when you got it . Then take it back to the store you bought it from
Siya:really?? Is it that bad?
Specialist yes, I'm afraid it is
Siya:well,alright then what do I tell them?
Specialist: tell them that you're too stupid to own a computer.
