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24/03/2026

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

President Cyril Ramaphosa has officially announced a new Dog Support Grant 🐶💰

According to government sources, dogs will now receive R5000 per month under South African Social Security Agency (SASSA).

📢 Reason?
“Dogs contribute to emotional support, home security, and overall economic justice in households.”

Requirements to qualify:
✔ Must be a Very Good Boy/Girl
✔ Must bark at strangers
✔ Must provide emotional support during tough times
✔ Proof of love and loyalty 🐾

South Africa, we are moving forward ????🤣

20/12/2024

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Sivuke Ekuseni sele sibhetere ukukhathazeka kodwa okwenzekileyo khange kutshabalalise Themba kuthi nangona lalilincinci elothemba.Silungisile sagqiba saze sayo kukhwela imoto ka Okuhle ethengwe nge Mali katata wam.Hayi ethengwe nge Mali katata wakhe.Iyafana ukuba yeyam.
Okuhle:(ehleka)Niyabona ndiyayinyathela lento!
Mna:Yhoo ungasibulali!
Akhona:Inoba uSisanda u ryt yena kengoku!
Okuhle:Andimkhathalelanga lowo.Ebeza kusibulalisa emva kok*mthemba kangaka.
Sesincedile utata wakho ngosinika iselula engatrekhwayo ngesiphi ngoku.
Akhona:Ingathi ndiyawazi lomzi.(Ekhomba umzi ka Mr treasury)Thina Mna Saya k*mzi owawu secaleni kwalomzi ka Mr treasury.Siye aPho intliziyo ziphuma ngomlomo.
sifike sankqonkqoza kwaze kwavula umntu ongusisi.
Losisi:Ndiyanazi?
Okuhle:Hayi awusazi kodwa besicela uncedo.
Losisi:Ndibusy kakhulu.Luncedo lwantoni eli nilifunayo.Mna Ndibusy kakhulu ndileqa emsebenzini kunezigulane ekufuna ndizincedile
Mna:Sizama ukunceda utata wam,makhulu,umama,kunye notatomkhulu.Bonke bazakundishiya ukuba andibancedi.Ndiyakucela Sisi yhini!
Losisi:Mna ndingena phi!?
Mna:Sicela nje Impendulo asifuni nto eninzi!
Usingenisile losisi kulendlu yakhe ndimbona ukuba akafuni qha uyazinyanzela.
Losisi:Buzani ke!Ndingeka dikwa.
Okuhle:Wakhe wava ngomntu ongu Boss?
Losisi:Boss.Ewe ndinaye nam uBoss emsebenzini.Nizodlala Nina apha?
Mna:Uyamazi umeza wakho?
Losisi:Ewe ndiyamazi !Utheni?
Mna:Sicinga usebenzela lomntu uthathe usapho lwam
Losisi:Hayi Mntanam uyaphazama.Soze lamfo enze into enjalo.Eee...Yena unayo indawo ekrokrisayo.
Mna:Kutheni usitsho?
Losisi:Yintoni babha ungalinge kaloku Ndenzela wena inceba apha.Sundileqa!Ngelixa ndandiye pha kuye waye nemali esebhegini egcweleyo emzini Wakhe kodwa akaphangeli.Yayininzi kanobomi kodwa yena ngumntu olungileyo.Indlu yakhe igcwele nje zikhamera ingathi ikhona into ayifihlayo.
Okuhle:Into enjani?
lasisi:Mhlawumbi usebenza nabantu abayingozi njengokuba nisitsho.Ndimthembile yena!
Sobathathu:(Sajongana)
Akhona:Kodwa ndiyakubona awumthembisisi.Ndiyaxoka!!
losisi:Umfazi Wakhe nomtwana Wakhe usive baphela bemshiya Ngenxa yemfihlo.Ingathi kunendawo kulandlu angafuni ingenwe!
Okuhle:Uyamazi igama lakhe yena lomfo.
Lasisi:Phumlani Ngi..
Akhona:NgiBantu!Umde!Umnyama!Unamehlo amakhulu!Nemilenze emide!
Lasisi:Ewe.Yhooo inene Uyamazi ude umcule kangaka.
sobabini:(Sijonge u-Akhona)
Akhona:Ndiyamazi ebeqhela ukuya kuBoss qho ukuphela kwenyanga.Qha bendingayazi ukuba ngulo Mr treasury.
Okuhle:Ubukhe wahlala noBoss?
Mna:Ayikho enye into Wakhe wayiva ngaye?
Akhona:Wayebizwa Nozimali.Wayesiza qho nge 13 zika December.Zandingamazi uyothini kodwa babeyibiza ngemini enkulu!Zandizibona zonke ikhamera ezazipha kulandlu kaboss.Yilonto ndiyazi lendlu.Ndakubona nangelixa wawungene kulamzi noSihle.(Ejonge mna)Ndandicinga uswelekile(Ekhala)Zandiphila ubomi obubi,ndibanjwa kwindawo endingazithandiyo ndisenzwa umfazi.Bendingafuni ukuyithetha lento.Lobhuti ebengomnye wabo bantu.Ebefika qho pha nge 13 zika December qhoqhoqho.Afike pha aye kuBoss aze Nak*m.
Mna:Sorry mntase(Ndimanga)
Lasisi:Niyandixaka kengoku.Uqinisekile!
Okuhle:Namhlanjer Zi 13 zika December nqo(Esothuka)
Akhona:Sesi late ukuba bendiyazile ngesenze icebo elihle kakhulu.Ebeqhela ukufuka pha NGO 10 Ekuseni ahambe NGO 12 emini.
Okuhle:Ixesha ngoku NGu 11 kwaye kudala emkile.
Lasisi:Yhoo xolweni inene ndiyaniva ngoku kodwa ngoku ndileqa emsebenzini.(Ephakama eyo kuthatha ipesi)
Mna:Awumazi ugqitha aye phi emva kokuba esuke kuBoss.
Akhona:Hayi kodwa uye Abe busy nyani ngale mini.Ndisure ikhona indawo aye agqithe kuyo.Ngoba uthanda ukuthi,"bye bye baby ndisaleqa."
Okuhle:Kucacile asingo Boss yedwa obhatalwayo namhlanje.Sonke esasine siyabhatalwa.
Mna:Ukuba besilibhaqe msinyane elagama besizomlandela lomfo sisifumane ESI sine.
Okuhle:Senze njani ngoku,soqhekeza endlini yakhe sikhangele izinto?
Lasisi:Ndiyanicebisa ningawungeni lamzi.Une camera ezininzi(evula ifesitile)Jonga kwangaphandle.Jonga kulakona,nalukukeya,nakuleya.Inene bamgadile lomfo.Andinimoneli kodwa ndiyaninceda.
Mna:Akhona mntase Xolo kodwa cela ubuza okokugqibela.
Akhona:Sure mntase.
Mna:Emva kokuba uMr treasury or NgiBantu emkile kuBoss ebengaye aphinde athethe naye uBoss.
Akhona:Ebeye afowune emva kweyure ezimbini.Athi ufikile kubaphilisi.Uya Ku -10.
Sonke:-10!!
Iye yatsho iselula yalosisi Waze wayikhupha empokothweni.
Lasisi:NgiBantu nana!
NgiBantu/Mr treasury:Jonga imiyalezo yakho emsebenzini bayakufuna ndisandokufowunelwa NGu Boss wakho Uthi mandikujonge.
Lasisi:Hayi ndisendleleni eya emsebenzini qha ikho into endibambile.Ude wenze video call unedata yodlala.
NgiBantu:(Ehleka)Benosuku olumnandi nam Ndibusy today ndisaleqisa ngoku.Awuzundifumana ndisezohamba la 3 hours distance ndifike ndibe busy kulandawo for 30 minutes.Wich means soncokola after 3 hours and 30 minutes.(Ehleka)Ndakuthanda Eva!
sobathathu:(Siqhale amehlo)
Lasisi:Nam Nana.Suwara 30 minutes ukuya emsebenzini mna.
NgiBantu:Jonga ipark yethu.Gqitha kuyo ngoku.
Lasisi:Mfmm yazula wena khona uyaphi ngoku?
NgiBantu:Suwara ukuba ndiyaphi.Sobonana late qha thina.Nzokuphathela into ezimnandi
Ayicime iselula.
Lasisi:Hybo nandijonga.Naqala ubona umntu ojola nomeza Wakhe.Washiywa nguMfazi mna ndazithathela.Futhi hambani ngoku.
Mna:Ngeyiphi lapark ebegqitha kuyo
Lasisi:Mandalay park ise Mulland city.
Siye saphuma kulendlu naye wabe ezakutixa.Ngelixa ndiphumayo ndibone iphepha Eline Gama endiliqhelileyo kwijezi yalosisi.Ndiyibile lejezi ndaphuma nayo Waze watixa.Ndikhawuleze ndayo kuyifaka emotweni ngefestile ndaze ndafunda elaphepha.Iphepha lalinomyalezo othi,"from year baby to Indiphile Siyako.Baby ndikuphekele, uvuka kwakho uye kwi freezer. "
Ndibalekile kwakhona ndabuyela kuye.
Mna:Enkosi ebephume ngabani endlini,ngoba ebeleli apha sundibuza ndiyazi njani!
Lasisi:Uphume NGO 10 Ekuseni.Bye bye ngoku.I wish bendazi more ngalomfo unemfihlo ezininzi.
Ungene emotweni lasisi Waze wayibetha.
Ndixuthe iPhone Ku Okuhle ndasearcher igama lesasibhedlela.Savela kwakhona kwindawo ezininzi.
Mna:Jonga Sisi sinye isibhedlela esikufutshane kunala park.I distance Nantsi
ukus**a kula park ukuya kwesasibhedlela.Imizuzu eqilelelwe NGu Google Yi 3 hours and 10 minutes.Ubuthe Likhona uMr treasury uya kubaphilisi emva kokus**a kuBoss.
Okuhle:Uya Kwesi nqo isibhedlela.Ngoba ukuya kwesiya sipha isibhedlela(Ekhomba esinye isibhedlela esisemephini)kungathatha iyure ezilithoba.Yes!! Masileqiseni.
Akhona:(Exutha iselula naye asearcher.)Good news ukuqala Kule location sikuyo ukuya pha kwesisibedlele kuthi yi 30 minutes qha.
Okuhle:Good news losisi naye ungugqirha kwaye umsebenzi aya kuye Yi 30 minutes.
Kwaye sinye isibhedle Kulemephu esikufutshane kangako Siso kuphela.
Mna:Siya endaweni enye nalosisi no Mr treasury.
Akhona:Akasebenzeli Mr mphilisi kengoku yena?
Mna:Hayi ngoba akazinto ngoBoss kwaye akayazi ukuba umyeni Wakhe ukuba uleqa emsebenzini Wakhe.Ude athi Sobonana late.Wich means akanalo ufifi nyani.
Okuhle:So lithini icebo ?
Mna:Masileqiseni.Sizoku sebenzisa yena Ukufumana yonke into esiyifunayo ngesasibhedlela. Usebenza pha moss!
Bobani:Njani?
Mna:Masambeni nizobona!Masiqale sifike kunaye!
Siyinyathele imoto samdlula sileqisa.
Bawo hamba Nathi kulendlela.

18/12/2024

Today it's my birthday guys😩😭❤️❤️🎉🎉
+1. 18 years old manje🥹🤪

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Siye sanohambo oluhle.Apho endleleni k*mnandi sivuyela lento siyifumeneyo.Sifike apho ebusuku kanobomi.Sasinayo idilesi kwakushota nje ukuba siye.Kodwa ndiyaqonda nawe uyayazi ukuba besingasoze sisuke siye kwindawo esingayaziyo singenalo icebo.
Sifike apho sanikwa indawo esizohlala
kuyo.Samkelwa ngezandla ezishushu.Sifike sabeka iimpahla zethu.Yho yayintle lendawo.
Mna:Yhoo sisi ubhatale Malini kengoku!Yho o ingathi ndisemazulwini.
Okuhle:Subuza imibuzo emininzi man.Masimeni ngalendawo lithini icebo.
Mna:Masiqale siphande ngalo Mr treasury kubahlali.Ukuba uhlala naban?Ungubani.Mhlawumbi singafumana into enokusinceda singene kulandlu.
Likhona:Yintoni esiyifunayo kulomntu?
Mna:Nguye odlulisa imali kwesisine lonto ithetha ukuba Nguye onosenza sikwazi Ukufumana esisine Lula.
Okuhle:Kwaye Inoba ngoyena bamgadileyo.
Mna:Xa sele umntu egadiwe ngababantu Kakhulu kuyingozi ukuya endlini yakhe.Kusenokwenzeka kukho ikhamera yonke landawo.
Okuhle:Lento yohlukile kunale besiyenze izolo.Kwindlu yalamqhubi webuss bezingekho iikhamera kodwa Kule Siya kuyo kungakho ikhamera okanye izinto ezingaphezu kwekhamera.
Likhona:Singxame ngovuya!(Ehleka)
Mna:Kunyanzelekile siyile kulamzi kodwa ngengqondo.
Okuhle:Njani?
Mna:Andiyazi,ngoba asikazi nto ngalomntu.Mhlawumbi ukuba singafumana ulwazi ngalomntu okunje ngegama lakhe lamanyani.Soze ungamazi umeza wakho.
Likhona:Uzama ukuthi masiphande ngalomntu sisebenzisa umeza.Ukuba umeza usebenza naye?
Mna:Yilonto ingxaki!Soze abazi bonke naye abantu abasebenzela uBoss.
Likhona:Uzama ukuthi sizenze bona kengoku.
Mna:Ewe sozilahlekise pha kuye lameza senze ngathi sithunye nguBoss kulomzi wakhe then sibuzise ngalendlu iyiyo.Ukuba akazinto ngoBoss siwinile.Ukuba uyazi Siya komnye umeza.
Okuhle:Ukuba nguBoss yena(Ehleka)
Mna:Yayibaxa kengok(Ndihleka)
Likhona:Ndamazi uBoss!
okuhle:Ukuba NGu Sobb?
Likhona:Mfmm(Ehleka)
Okuhle:Masambeni sendiyi rentile imoto,izakuhlala k*m inyanga yonke.
Mna:YakwaZi uqhuba wena?
Okuhle:Ewe andifani nawe mna kaloku ndimdala!
Mna:Yhoo neminyaka eyi 21 thina 16 usishiya ngeminyaka emi-5 kuphela.
Okuhle:Iminyaka emihlanu ngumntana onamazinyo lowo.(Ehleka)
Likhona:Kusebusuku maside sihambeni.Abazali bethu bayasidinga.
Eyona nto ibuhlungu Kukuba asibazi ukuba bayaphila ukuba abaphili kodwa ndandinalo ithemba.Bangade babulale umntu ongumakhulu notatomkhulu.
Mna:Xa ucinga bayaphila?
Okuhle:Ewe!
Mna:Kutheni usitso?
Okuhle:Andiyazi!Kodwa ndinethemba!
Kuye kwakhala unxeba kusisi.
Usisi uye wayiphendula wayibeka kwisipika
Okuhle:Sanukoyika nguSisanda Lo!
YHOO KWATHI KHWAA emva kokuba etshilo.
Sisanda:Nihambe kakuhle?
Okuhle:Ewe tshomi,Uryt ingathi ubukhala!
Sisanda:(Ehleka)Hayi tshomi.Nihambe kakuhle!
Okuhle:Ewe sihambe kakuhle.
Uye wathi cwaka
Okuhle:Okoko sibhekabheka sisoyika apha endleleni.
Sisinda:Awandiphendula chommi izolo ndikubuza ukuba niyifumene phi ihotele kaloku nam ndizofuna ukunivakashela.
Okuhle:Xolo tshomi.Ise Mandelson hotel.
Uzoza Nini ngapha.
Uphinde wathi cwaka.
Okuhle:Sisanda!
Sisanda:Yhaaa!Ndozela man!Nzoza apho Xa sele kuphele lento nikuyo!
Okuhle:Sobona ngawe ke tshomi!Bye bye!
Sisanda:Yima!
Okuhle:Okay!
Athi cwaka.
Okuhle:Sisanda!
Sisanda:Uxolo kuRoom Bani?Ndenzela Xa ndithumela izinto apho.
Okuhle :Room 38.Waze wanobubele tshomi.
Akaphendula.
Ndive ilizwe lomntu onguBhuthi lisithi ngoThree Ekuseni.
Inoba ngumyeni wakhe
Iye yacima ifowuni.
Mna:Ingathi uMoshe uBabey wakhe kwakhona.Umvile lamfo Uthi NGO three Ekuseni!
Okuhle:(sihleka)Hybo Xa esithi ngoThree Ekuseni kusenokwenzeka ukuba bazozikhupha!Yayithanda gqithi ingxabano!
Mna:Sisaya?
Okuhle:Hayi sele kusebusuku ngok masiyeni ngomso.
Akhona:Ewe nam bendifuna nitsho!Bendisonqena ke!Khona Sisi umqhathelani uSisanda ndiyibonile lafomu besiyinikwa ibisithi igama lalehotele Allison hospital.
Mna:Allison,Mandelson.Yayibaxa kodwa Sisi.
Okuhle:Yhoo nzomxelela ngomso.Kaloku ayafana lamagama ezihotele.Nayo bendiyizamile qha ibifuna imali eninzi.Ndiyendaphoxakala ingxaki intle Yona Kunale.
Mna:Caba ubuyifuna kakhulu ude ubhude ngayo.
Akhona:Ayiyo leya ijongane noKfc pha ezantsi.
Okuhle:Ewe,yhoo uyaqaphela tshomi.
Akhona:Ingxaki bendicinga kulapho sohlika khona.
Siye Kulala sidiniwe ukusebenza imini yonke!
Okuhle:Vukani!Vukani Jongani efestileni kuyatsha kulahotele yethu yebhongo.
Mna:Yhoo Inoba Wenze njani lomntu ade atshise igumbi lakhe.Lide litshe lodwa.
Okuhle:Ndatsho ndazincoma,yabo ndinincedile mhlawumbi Nani ngenitatazela ukuba benipha kulaHotele.
Mna:Yhoo Masambeni sojonga akho kude pha.
Okuhle:Hampa Yazithanda izinto asizelanga lento apha.
Mna:Mandilale mna mna ngoku Ndozela.Ha mandilayite indaba soze Uthi Kanti akuthethwa ngayo.Ndiyijongile ndade ndayifumana.Zitsibe zombini ezi zingusisi noAkhona.
Mna:Ohh Kanti Nani niyafuna ukwazi ukuba kwenzeke ntoni pha.(Ndihleka)
Indaba:Umlilo awaziwa uqale njani kodwa izidumbu ezitshileyo zifunyanwe zidutyulwe.
Okuhle:Heyi Nina,khanimeni bathetha ukuthini ukuba zidutyuliwe.Inoba lomlilo wenzwe ngulomntu ubadubulileyo!
Mna:Ha.a ikhona ingxaki man.
Sonke:(Sajongana)
Mna:Ngubani ixesha ndaske ndatyhafa Ngubani onokwenza into enje.
Okuhle:(Esothuka)NGu three Ekuseni.
Mna:Masithembe Ayiyo lento siyicingayo.
Indaba:Isezakuphandwa into yanamhlanje.Yokufa kwabantu ababini kuRoom 38 e-Mandelson hotel.Ngentsimbi yesithathu nqo entloko!
Sonke sasinkonke apho sixakekile kwelogumbi.Bawo hamba nam kulendlela.
Mna:Bafe ngenxa yethu!
Okuhle:Ngenxa yam ndibabulele.
Likhona:Musani ukuzisola Nani beningayazi.
Mna:Ndiyoyika ngoku andiqondi nokuba bayaphila otata.Ukuba ebefuna ukusibulala thina kusenokwenzeka sele bebulwe nabanye.Khona ukuba besimxelele Eli Lilo ngesiphi ngoku.
Akhona:Ukuba besihambe sayakuphanda kwalapha ebusuku saze samxelela still ngebesifumene.Bekunyanzelekile kubenje masingazi beki tyala.Inene kufuneka siyiphelisile lento.
Owu intliziyo yababuhlungu emva kwesisenzeko ndas**a ndanqwenela ukuzalwa ngokutsha kusapho olutsha.Kodwa uThixo akasoze akunike umthwalo ongasoze uwuthwale.Kwak*mele ndibuphile obobumile ndive ubuhlungu naphakade.Andincami kodwa Nkosi.Wena akuwicimi Umlilo kodwa ungena Nathi!Bawo hamba nam kulendlela!

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Sihambe Sade Saya kufika endlini Sonke sinemincili yalamaphepha.Sifike Sonke Sama phezu kwawo.
Okuhle:Hybo ngalamaphepha Na Anga siphantse ukuwafela.
sisanda:Yhoo yaske yasivezela imali zabantu esingabaziyo ezibhatalwayo.Khona NGO 25%bantoni aba?
Okuhle:Jonga ngapha naku uSobb unemaliyakhe kwaye uyihlulela ababantu balapha ezantsi kwakhe.Natsi neka Boss bhosi nabantu bakhe.Ngubani intyantyambo yek*mkani.Yena akana bantu phantsi kwemali yakhe Kucacile Nguye umphathi walento ngoba eyakhe imali ayinabantu ibahlulelayo.Hayi Mani bendikhe ndaliva eligama ngelixa besiphantsi kwebhedi Likhona.
Mna:Yhaa ndiyakhumbula.Ngubani yena uMr mphilisi ngoba naye uyayihlulelwa lemali kwaye unabantu abaphantsi kwakhe ababhathalayo.
Likhona:Hayi yintsomi le.Jonga Ngubani Mr treasury philiphs.Kukho I 100% ecaleni futhi.Kucacile imali kuye ifika iphelele aze yena ayihlulele ababantu.
Mna:Ahlulele uBoss,uSobb,uMr mphilisi kunye ne ntyatyambo.Ba Yi 4 bebonke. 100% divide by for 4 ikunika u-25%.Yilonto Beno 25% ecaleni kwamagama abo imali ihlulelwa bona boyi 4 ngokulinganayo.Aze omnye ngamnye abhatale abantu abamsebenzelayo.
Sisanda:Yhoo Hayi nintswempu,qha nizobafumana njani ababantu?
Mna:Masijonge lamagama ababantu kuGoogle sijonge ukuba asinokuba fumana.
Usisi uthathe ikhompuyutha Waze wabhala igama elaliphantsi ko Boss elalibhalwe Bahlupheki mnyazi.Zange amfumane.
Okuhle:Njani angafumaneki zange ndaxakwa kukufumana umntu mna ikhona ingxaki apha man.
Mna:Khawuzame Eli lesibini igama eli liphantsi koBoss.Sihle mabanjwa.
Usisi uzamile kwakhona uk*mkhangela Na Lona kodwa ndambona ebusweni ukuba naye akamfumani.
Okuhle:Yhoo Hayi s**a!(enomsindo)Njani bangaveli ababantu.
Akhona:Boss,Sobb,Mr treasury lamagama abonakala ethiyiwe.Kucacile onke lamagama alapha asingawo awenyani yilonto ungawafumani.
Sonke:Unyanisile
Okuhle:Mr trausary,sifumanise ukuba imali yonke ifikela kuye.Lamagama axela imisebenzi yabo.Mr mphilisi,ngumntu ophilisa abantu lonto ithetha ukuba nguGgqirha Lo.Ugqirha Nguye ophilisa izigulane.
Mna:Ewe ooqirha uBoss usebenzisana nabo Kuba bendibone ivili lento yogqirha ngokuya bendihambe Notata.Kwaye negama lalenkampani,ligama lesibhedlela.Usakhumbula sisi ngoku wawulibhale kuGoogle.
Likhona:Hayi yintsomi!Engenasiphelo.Nogqirha balapha kulento.Phofu amalungu omzimba ebengenakukhutshwa ngabantu abange ngabo oogqirha.kwaye abagqirha ngabo abafekela lamalungu emizimba kwabanye abantu ukuze bafumane imali.Ewe ooqirha bayabandakanya.
Mna:Jonga amagama ababantu ububa khangela Ku Google Babini baphantsi koBoss.
Okuhle:Bahlupheki mnyazi no Sihle mabanjwa.
Mna:Uyakhumbula ngalamini ndandiyophanda notata.Safumanisa uku uBoss Uba abantu abahluphekayo Abe namabanjwa.Jonga lamagama Mabini.
elomnye Lino Bahlupheki elomnye Linamabanjwa.
okuhle:Kucacile Lo unomabanjwa ubela ubhosi amabanjwa yilonto kuduke ibhasi ibinamabanjwa.
Mna:Wonke umntu apha uthiywe Ngomsebenzi wakhe qha ngendlela efihlakeleyo.
Akhona:Lonto ithetha ukuba siphethe imephu ezakusinceda siyivale yonke lento kA Boss.
Mna:Safumana wamnye umntu kweliphepha sizotshe sikwazi Ukufumana abanye.
Likhona:Sobafumana njani singawazi amagama abo okwenyani
Mna:Yileyo qha ingxaki.
Usisanda uphakame wayokwenza ukutya ngelixa thina siphuculula amaphepha.
Okuhle:Ukugqiba kwethu ukutya sizokuhamba ke bantase.Bendifuna ukuthi enkosi sisanda ngenceba osenzele Yona.
Sisanda:Yayazi tshomi kaloku akhonto ndingeno kwenzeka yona wena(ehleka)Niyi fumene phi ihotele enizakuhlala kuyo?
Yhoo ikhona into endayivayo apha k*m emlenzeni.
Okuhle:Le hotel Ndiyifumeneyo ise..
Mna:Nali elinye iphepha.Hybo lifike njani ezantsi kangaka.
Okuhle:Yhoo yazibona into zobhitya.
Mna:Mfmm.Liyafana nje Na Eliya iphepha.
Lalililo nqo Inoba waliphinda ngempazamo ngelixa waye fotokopa lamfo.
Akhona:Jonga apha kubhalwe igama lenkampani belingekho phayana.
Mna:Sihleli Silazi igama lankampani qha ingxaki yeyokuba ngelixa Usisi waye libhale kuGoogle.Lenkampani yayikwindawo ezininzi.Asiyazi uBoss usebenza kwendawoni inkampani kwezazipha asazi noba usebenza nazo zonke.(Ndimcacisela)
Kuye kwafika ukutya saze Satya ngelixa sisajonga eliphepha beliphuma k*m.
Akhona:Jonga kukho idilesi pha ngaku Mr trausary!Ngoku!
Sonke:Yebo!!
Mna:(Ndihleka)Bendicinga uyaxoka ke.
Usisi uyijonge emephini lendawo wayibhala Ku Google map.
Okuhle:Yhoo ayiveli lendawo.
Mna:Uqinisekile ukuba uyibhale kakuhle
Bonke:Ewe!!
Mna:Xolweni.
Okuhle:ledilesi ayifumaneki yonke indawo.
Akhona:Inoba bayibhale yangeyiyo ngamabomu.
Okuhle:Asoze yonke lento siyiphethe apha yinyani qha efihlakeleyo.Naledilesi ifihlakele kufuneka sisebenzise Yona Ukufumana eyokwe nyani.
Sisanda:Yhoo njani?Ndikuva ndingakuva!
Mna:Ndiyayazi idilesi yamanyani.Ngelixa sasiyokuphanda Notata.Safumana ifomu ibhalwe igama esingalaziyo.Kodwa idilesi yasendlini kulafomu Yayi gqwethiwe.
Okuhle:Njani.
Mna:Apha idilesi ithi ES 341.Wena bhala SE 143
Okuhle:(Ehleka)Ebhala.(Ayilinde)Tshini unyanisile!Ivelile qha ingxaki Kukuba zintlanu indawo ezinaledilesi Inye.
sizokuyazelaphi ngeyiphi kanyekanye indawo akuyo?Philiphi,motherland,cammoon,sunmaland nase universal city.Siye phi?
Mna:Masiyeni kuzo zontlanu ezindawo.
okuhle:Jonga enye ifumaneka pha enye pha .Ingasigqibela ixesha into yokuya kuyo yonke lendawo.Khawuphinde uzame Ucinga ngale fomu ubuyibonile.
Mna:Ohh ndiyayazi Masiyeni ePhiliphi?
Likhona:Ngoba Kuba ingu treasury Philiphi?
Mna:Ewe
Bobathathu:(Behleka)
Okuhle:Hampa sudibanisa yonke into.Masiqiniseke
Mna:Ndiqinisekile.Kulafomu sasiyibonile Notata kwakubhalwe Mtyali corndiland
Akhona:Nathi besihlala e corndiland!(Ehleka)
Mna:Haa,kwaye utata ebetyala ubhosi imali awayeyibile.Yilonto enguMtyali corndiland kula
Fomu.besicinga Notata ayoyakhe lafomu!
Okuhle:Hayke sigqibile.Ezandleni!!!Sipha!!
Iye yafika imoto eyayisisa apho ehotele le okuhle wayesizamele Yona.Simbhabhayisile uSisanda
Saze sahamba .Bawo hamba nam kulendlela sele ndizakufika ngoku!

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sahamba ke sisiya kulomzi walo sisi.Igama lakhe ke yayi nguSisanda.Sasizohlala nje imini ezimbalwa Kuba Usisi wayezama ihotele esizokuhlala kuyo.Sifike apho sakhe saphumla kukudinwa.Yhoo ukuleqwa imini yonke.
Ndivuke sele wonke umntu ehleli.
Okuhle:Yhoo Sisanda.wandilahla lamfo Sana yangathi asazani.Likhona!Uvukile!
Sisanda:Thatha ukutya kwimicrowave!Sizokuhambani.
Mna:Hybo sivase Nini ngoku.
Okuhle:Akhoxesha lokuvasa ngoku,sula ubuso.Sendiyizamile ihotele esizohlala kuyo sihamba ngomso.
Mna:Uphi yena u-Akhona
Okuhle:Ugqibezela uvasa setyile kaloku wena yonqena uvuka.
Ndiye ndatya okokutya kwakubaba ndaze Ndaya kusula ubuso.Siye Saya kukhwela imoto
Mna:Ngeyiphi le imoto ngoku?
Okuhle:Zintathu,losisi unemali.Noko seyisincedile lento yemoto ezininzi mhlawumbi uBoss seyazi leya imoto.
Likhona:uzama usoyikisa kengoku.
Singene emotweni saze Saya apho kulamzi
womqhubi webhasi.Ukuba kwakusiyiwa pha ndayiva sele ndisemotweni.Neyokuba bayaze njani indawo ahlala kuyo andiyazi kaloku ndingulalayo kwezimini.
okuhle:Mrs Lalayo ubusowuvile ukuba wena no Mrs Likhona nihlala emotweni.
Yhoo sasizohlala emotweni singenzi nto.Bayaxoka ndizokuthi chu Emva kwabo.
Mna:Kutheni oyi one phakathi kwakho no sisanda angasheki no yi one phakathi kwam noLikhona.Singenzani no Likhona Xa sinobona umntu esiza.
Okuhle:Okay mna nawe phakathi endlini bona basheka emotweni ngoba yilonto oyifunayo.
Iye Yaba sisivumelwano ESO.Kaloku zininzi izinto ebendinolwazi ngazo emva kokuyo phanda Notata.
Siye sahamba londlela Saya k*misa k*mzana owawulapho.
siyimisele kude imoto kancinci saze mna nosisi sohlika sinxibe ijezi ezisigquma ubuso.Kwakungekho bantu baninzi kulendawo.
okuhle:Nankuya Nguye nqo!
Usisi ufike wankqonkqoza akwaphendula mntu.
Mna:Yeke akho bantu.
Usisi uliqhaqhile icango ngobuchule lazivulekela sangaphakathi.
Mna:Yhoo Lomfo kutheni ehlala kwindlu enje.
okuhle:Kuyacaca ukuba ebengasayicoci lendlu.
Mna:Noba ikhona into ibimhlupha.
Kwakuthe SA izitya zigcwele ikhitshi.Yayingathi yindlu yesigulane le.Oko sasibhuqa londlu singafumani nto.Amaphepha awayelapho aye ngadibanisanga naBoss okanye uSobb.
Okuhle:Hayi masambe akho zimpendulo apha Impendulo.Impendulo zikulamfo.
Mna:Ucinga angasinika Impendulo lamntu khona sothetha njani naye.Masizame ukhangelisisa.Masijonge kwanto fondini.
Okuhle:Akhondawo singayi jonganga fondini apha.Sijonge yonke indawo!Yonke!Akhonto!
Mna:Jonga ikhona into ebeyi printa edibene nalenkampani kaBoss qha ayenzekanga kakuhle.
Okuhle:Yhoo ayibonakali nokubonaka lento njena.
Mna:Masikhangele indawo awabeke kuyo qha thina sizimisele.
Sithe sisagqogqa apho s**a Sava ilizwi labantu abangobhuti.Sibaleke Saya kwigumbi elali lapho safika sazimela phantsi kwebhedi.
Umfo wokuqala:Yhoo iyanuka lendlu.
umfo wesibini:Hampa masambe siye kwelagumbi lingekapheli ixesha.
Aye Mabini kuphela amagumbi kulomzi.Elokuqala leli babekulo.Yayicacile ukuba bathetha ngeli sikulo.Inoba babeyazi ukuba sipha.Bangenile kweligumbi sasikulo.
Bhuti wesibini:Iphi lecomputer
bhuti wesibini:Nantsi haybo ayinantambo nje lento kwaye yabonakala ayisebenzi.

Bhuti wesibini:Yhoo lomfo sombulala ngoku ngoba ufunyanwa kwalamaphepha ngamapolisa Xa esiza apha kuzokufaka ikhampani engxakini.
Kuye kwathi cwaka Oko mzumzu.
Ilizwi lokuqala:Boss lomfo usiqhathile akho maphepha kwikhompuyutha.Lekhompuyutha ayisebenzi kwaye ayikho enye ekhoyo apha.
Ilizwi LikaBoss:Okay,hambani Nina apho.Ndizo thetha naye kwakhona.Ningayixeleli intyantyambo ngalento,noSobb ndizakuyilungisa ngokwam.
Inyawo ziphumile kweligumbi kwaze kwathi cwaka.Exesheni siye saphuma phantsi kwalobhedi siphefumlela phezulu.
Mna:Inoba ngama phepha atheni Anga bawafuna kangaka.Khona kutheni amaphepha abalulekileyo benokuwagcinisa umqhubi webhasi.
Okuhle:Kubonakala ebaluleke kakhulu.
Mna:Masiwakhangele kaloku!
okuhle:kudala sikhangela nje akhonto kwaye sowuvile akule khompuyutha imoshakeleyo.Mhlawumbi ukhona ofike kuqala wayimosha lecomputer.
Mna:Kodwa Impendulo ikule computer lamaphepha.Ababantu lamaphepha bawazi ekwikhompuyutha yakhe lomfo Inoba bebemthumelele kulekhompuyutha.Kodwa lomntu uye wawaprinta.Ntoleyo ethetha ukuba uwenze abambeka.
Okuhle:Ukuba ukuba uwenze abambeka lamaphepha then ingena phi ikhompuyutha .Ngoba Nguye oyimoshileyo lekhompuyutha. Nguye ogqibela apha kulomzi ngoba sifike kutixiwe apha!
Mna:Inoba uwanyanzele ngescreen angena nge magics.Hayi man!Ndiyithathe ikhompuyutha ndayijula phantsi yophuka.Ngaphakathi kuyo kwataka amaphepha athi saa phantsi.
Okuhle: Yhoo ebenyanisile Xa esithi akwikhompuyutha.
Siwaqokelele Lo maphepha sawafihla lomaphela kuthi emzimbeni.Siphume kulendlu Xa Siya emotweni Sabona ababhuti Babini bebuyela pha.
Sabakroba no okuhle sibajonga ukuba bazakungena.Sasimincile kaloku ikhompuyutha ndandiyijule phantsi yophuka.Baye babhekabheka,omnye wabo wangena ngathi uphethe into.Uthe esandokungena ndambona sele ephuma kwangoku.Babalekile apho s**a indlu yadubula,yaze yavutha.Sibalekile no -Okuhle Saya kungena emotweni.
Khange sibe siyixoxa.uSisanda uyinyathele imoto yabaleka.
Inye into endandizibuza Yona Inoba babeyitshiselani landlu?Inye nempendulo amaphepha bebewazi ukuba aphayana kulandlu qha bengayazi phi.Ukutshisa indlu yayinto evakalayo ukuwatshabalilsa amaphepha bengawafumenanga.Aza anantoni lamaphepha!Bawo hamba nam k*m lendlela!

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Khange silibazise sitsale u-Akhona Ku Room 23 saleqisa.Sizigqume nge maski Saya kungena kwitekisi.Saya kuladilesi utata ASI Nike Yona.Apho endleleni kwakuthe cwaka wonke umntu ecinga.
Okuhle:Sanukukhathazeka sizakubafumana engekaba bulali uBoss.Nithi nguBoss moss?
Sobabini:Ewe.
Okuhle:Ukufumana kwethu lamali sizama indawo yokuhlala.Siphande kangako side sibafumane.
Akhona:Siphande ntoni?Abazili bethu bezobulawa nguBoss!
Okuhle:Ayikho enye indlela esinokubasindisa ngayo.Kunyanzelekile siphandile.
Akhona:Impendulo zilapho sibaleka khona.Endlini kulapho kukho Impendulo zokubafumana.
Mna:Utata uthe singayi pha.Ewe ndiqinisekile ukuba zikho.Kucacile kungayingozi ukuba singabuyela phayana.
Okuhle:Uyigcine lento ikuwe likhona Kuba yiyo ezokukwazi ukusixelela apho bakhoyo ootata.Kaloku Xa ethe waphinda wayicofa izakusivezela apho akhoyo.
Siye sagxidika kulo tekisi.Usisi ejonge kwimephi apho Siya khona.Ndisuke ndabona umntu obukeka esoyikeka esijongile.Ndibone isibhamu kuye Waze Waza kuthi ebaleka.Siye sabaleka Nathi sihamba sijonge lomephu.Singene kwivenkile eyayilapho.Sambukela esikhangela.Ukhuphe into empokothweni.Suka saphazanyiswa yingxolo es**a empokothwni yam.Sithe Xa siphamisa intloko Sambona esiza kulevenkile sikuyo.Siye sabalekela kwelinye icango lokuphuma apho kulo venkile.Kwakukho ulwandle apho elikufitshane.Kwakugcwele abantu,kaloku kwakushushu nyani.Sileqise pha elwandle ngaphandle kokuthanda buza.Sifike sayongqengqa apho kugcwele abantu kakhulu.
Mna:Usifumene njani.
Akhona:Kodwa yibhoza kodwa le bayithumeleyo.Mjonge ingathi usiva ngevumba ukuba siphi.
MNA:Yhoo!Uzucinge uphila kabini ingathi ngowuthandaza uyeke ukudlala.
Ndisuke ndachukunyiswa ngumntu ongusisi owayemise imoto apho esantini evule icango ekhalisa umculo.Waye sijonge ngendlela ekrokrisayo.
Losisi:Okuhle!Nguwe Lo!
Okuhle:Shh!Sisengxakini!
Kuthe gqi labhuti ephuma kulevenkile.Lento wayeyiphethe ndiyibona ngathi yiyo le imkhokhelayo.Inoba iyamsokolisa.Uye wabhekabheka Sonke simjongile.Uye waqala ukujonga elwandle Waze wangathi uza khona.Eyona nto yayimnandi kwakugcwele.
Okuhle:Usazi njani ukuba silapha kwakhona asoze abenentlahla kabini.
Losisi:Sisengxakini okuhle.Awunokwazi ukusibalekisa apha.
Sichwechwile Saya kungena emotweni simincile ukuba singabonwa.Ngelixa ndingenayo emotweni kuze umntu ongutata ebaleka Waze wandigila ndaya kuwa bhaxa phantsi.Kwawa into empokothweni yam.
Lotata:Uxolo mntwana wam.(Endiphakamisa)Ndiye ndachola lento.Yayiveza imephu ,kwakudanyaza into ebumvu kwindawo engaselwandle.
Mna:Uyasazi ukuba silapha.
Singene emotweni kwangoko Waze wayinyathela losisi imoto.
Okuhle:Usazi njani ukuba silapha.
Mna:Jonga!(Ndimbonisa imephu)
Lento idanyazayo yayihamba nayo ngelixa Nathi sasihambayo.
Okuhle:Lahla lento.Basebenzisa Yona ukusibona.
Akhona:Njani?Kodwa ikutata?
Mna:Andiqondi isekutata!
Losisi:Babukeka beyingozi ababantu.Nibenzeni ningandifaki nam engxakini.
Okuhle:Lahla lento izakusilandelisa ngababantu.
Lasisi:Siyaphi?Kunini ndihamba.
Okuhle:Cela usise apha.Likhona jula lento ngefesitile ufuna Nathi sife!
Mna:Izosinceda ngantoni ubabaleka okoko ababantu.Ndinecebo lombamba lomntu masibize amapolisa aye apho siyakhona.USISI uwafowunele ebexelela konke okwenzekileyo.Baqale basokolisa babuza imibuzo emininzi kodwa bathe bakuva ukuba ngutata wam bangona bavumayo.Ndiqaphele imoto esilandelayo,nabanye bayiqaphela ndakubaxelela.
Iye yakhala iselula,amapolisa asixelela ukuba sele bezakufika.Siye safika samisa imoto ngasendleleni.Sasisoyika Sonke LaUsisi uye washeka emotweni yena wazixela kuyo.Thina siphumile safika sankqonkqoza kulomzi saxela ukuba sithunyelwe ngutata.
Okuhle:Kodwa ikhona enye into emehleleyo utata,sicinga Nathi ingasehlela ngoku futhi apha!
Lobhuti womzi:Into enjani?
Okuhle:(cwaka)
Icango salibona selikhatywa ngababafo.Khange batye xesha basikhombe ngegani.Omnye wababafo ubethe ngegani lobhuti walomzi wayothi latya phantsi akashuk*ma.Bakhuphe into elilaphu balibeka ngenkani Ku Okuhle,Nak*m,naku-Akhona Ndabona sele k*mnyama.
Likhona!!Likhona!!Ndithe ndakuvula amehlo
ndabona u-Okuhle phezu kobuso bam.
Okuhle:Likhona
mna:Yhaa
okuhle :Lihambile icebo lakho
Ndithe Xa ndinyusa intloko ndabona uAkhona nalabhuti walomzi kunye nalasisi ebesiqhubela.
Ipolisa:Ndizakunishiya ndiyanibona ukuba nonke ngoku nisemandleni.
Okuhle:Siyabulela kakhulu.
Ipolisa:Ngumsebenzi wethu Lona.Xolweni ngokucotha kwethu.Mhlawumbi ngesifike seningekho.
okuhle:Okusalayo Niye nafika ngexesha elihle sithi enkosi.
Sitshilo isandi kwimpikotho yepolisa elalipha.Liyephendulile iselula.
Okuhle:Xolo Mnumzana ingaba lento ubuyithetha nalomntu kwiselula ibimalunga nalento yenzeke kuthi namhlanje
Ipolisa:Ewe,abafuni kuxela ukuba bathunyelwe.Ukhona ozamileyo uthetha kodwa wayeka.
Mna:Uthethe wathini?MHlawumbi lentwana ayithethileyo ingasihluthisa.
ipolisa:Uthi yena ebengafuni ukubandakanya kulento.Lomntu mkhulu kwaye uyamoyika.
Mna:Ayikho enye into efunyanisiweyo?
okuhle:Hayi pheza ngoku!
Ipolisa:Mhmm..andivumelekanga ndiyixele enye into..Besikhe sanekheyisi yokubiwa kwamabanjwa apha kulendawo.Kwaye sifumanise ukuba lomfo ebengumqhubi walabhasi yalamabanjwa alahlekileyo.Kodwa Uthi akayazi eyamabanjwa as**a abiwa kuye.Yena ubukeka engumntu olungileyo kwaye sizama uk*mnceda.Akanalo nosapho lomfo ikhona ingxaki.Ndicinga kuko konke endikwaziyo mna,Xolweni.
Mna:Enkosi,ndatsho ndahlutha.
Liye lahamba elipolisa emva kokusigada ixesha elide.Enkosi bawo ngok*mnika Amandla.
Lobhuti womzi:Mandinganilibazi (esiya kwelinye igumbi)Nam ndihluthi Nini hambani ngoku!
Mna:Ndicinga ndiyayazi masiqale phi uphanda.
Okuhle:Siqale phi?
Mna:Lomfo webhasi ubanjiwe kwaye akanasapho.Lonto ithetha ukuba indlu yakhe ngoku isenokwenzeka ihleli yodwa.Kwaye singasebenzisa yena ufumana uBoss.
Likhona:Notata ibili cebo lakhe Elo.Elokuqala alandelele lento yebhasi aze afumane uBoss.
Okuhle:Uyaziva nawe Uthi isenokwenzeka indlu ihleli yodwa,asiqinisekanga.Kusenokwenzeka ukuba kukho umntu.
Mna: Probability is fifthy fithy.Lonto ixela sawube simoshe ithuba ukuba asiyanga Kube kungekho mntu.
Okuhle:Kulungile sipha ngomso masizame nje indawo nje yokulala ukugqiba kwethu Ukufumana imali.
lasisi:Ningazokulala k*m.Imini enye qha!
Sonke:Ewe enye qha!
Ufike ephethe labhegi latata Waze wasinika
Latata:Nihambe kakuhle.
Sonke:Enkosi
Bawo siyahamba kwakhona,cela uze uhambe Nathi.Bawo,bawo hamba nam kulendlela.

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