13/12/2022
Andisabaweli uku-cheat'ela uBabe, then abhaqe iitexts zam ne-side chick ๐ฑ, ahlanye athathi bread knife ๐ก andigwaze, emva-koko othuke ๐ณ azisole ๐ญ ayijike imela ayijongise kuye esiswini athi "I'm killing myself, I'd rather die with you than live without you" abe ekhala ekwaza. Kufike abahlali boxuthe imela then bafouneli ambulance ๐ namapolisa ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐ผ, abanjwe uBabe, mna ndisiwe esbhedlele ๐ฅ. Ndothuke ndise sbhedlele, xa ndisithi ndiyavuka ndithi ntla ngamajita wam, ndibuze "gents ndifike njani apha?". Kuthwe "ey Cphe at last ude wavuja boy, laa medi yakho ihlanyayo ikugwazile, but don't worry ubanjiwe and uyovela eCourt namhlanje". Ndothuke, "What!? Yithani niyadlala maDyan" ๐ณ. Kuthwe "seriously njayam, jonga it's even trending on Facebook". Ndithi "take me to her" othuke amajita ๐ฒ. Ndivuke ndikhuphe ezo-drip ๐, ndisuk*me, nyani amajita andibambe siyophuma emnyango sileqe Court โ. Xa sifika uBabe is on stand, crying ๐ญ ndivele ndiphambane abe esithi uJudge "And I hereby sentence you to Seve..." athi engekagqibi ndithi "๐ฃ๏ธ stop! stop it, you are not gonna sentence her to anything, come here my love" . Eze k*m unxinxi ebaleka afike andihage, andithunuke athi "Babe I love you so much and I'm sorry for everything I did to you" ndithi "nothing will ever separate us my love" bakhuze abantu enkundleni bathi "but she stabbed you" ndiphendule ndithi "this stabbing is a sign of true love", sibambane noBae siphume phandle, xa siphuma siqhatyelwe izandla ngabahlali kuthwe "Ncooooah man this is beautiful โบ๏ธ๐"
Ladies sigwazeni please. We love that, it's sexy ๐๐โค๏ธ