14/07/2023
Have you come across those elusive creatures who believe they can conquer the marketing world without an online presence?
Imagine a world where dinosaurs roamed free, fax machines were cutting-edge technology, and the internet was just a myth. Well, in that world, some believe they can survive without an online presence.
These extraordinary beings thrive in the wilderness of the offline realm, like true pioneers of the marketing Stone Age. They proudly declare, "Who needs digital platforms when we have carrier pigeons and smoke signals?"
They have an uncanny ability to ignore the fact that 4.66 billion people are active internet users, and social media has become the town square of the 21st century. Yet, they choose to remain in a blissful state of oblivion, avoiding the magic of hashtags and viral cat videos (and random half man/half unicorn images).
Picture them at networking events, handing out business cards crafted from ancient parchment, while the world around them threads, posts, and shares at lightning speed. Their nonchalant attitude screams, "I'll just wait for people to find me in the Yellow Pages!"
Oh, the irony! It's like watching a silent movie in a surround sound theater or playing Snake on a vintage Nokia while everyone else conquers virtual worlds. They're the marketing rebels who believe they can ride a horse to work in a world of Teslas and hyperloops.
So, the next time you encounter one of these marketing unicorns, offer them a gentle reminder that the internet isn't just a fad—it's the ultimate marketing playground where dreams come true.
It isn’t simple, but simple enough.