14/09/2018
1.Teacher:- if a man from Mexico is called MEXICAN, then a person from Jericho, will be called???
Nduka: JERRYCAN
2. In biology class, the teacher asked!!!!.
Teacher:- what can we find in cells????!!!!!
Akpos: THIEVES.
☺😁😂😃😄😅😆😇
3. I hate to see Girls 18-24 without Kids but their Breasts are Long like third mainland bridge.🏃🏃
4. You see those guys don't post anything but they are always online.They are busy begging girls to come to their house. If he pain you, come to my house and beat me👊👊👊👊👊👊
5. If your girlfriend starts arguing with the bouncer of the club and end up saying "my bae ain't scared of you.." My dear brother at that moment be prepared to be either John Cena or Usain Bolt🏃🏃🏃🏃
6. Nothing makes a happier than when a girl says, "go and lock the door first" You jump like Liverpool's mananger in celebration_
And nothing makes a man angrier than after locking the door the woman says "I'm on my period i just want us to talk" my brother you twist your face like Mourinho..
7. Imagine going to hell for small lies like "I miss you too😲😲😲😲😲
8. Never allow your husband to pray silently, the idiot might be asking God for a girlfriend.
9. You will never see black parents being romantic or kissing in public but BOOM 8 children..😱😱
10. Women who worry
the size of a guy's p***s are only insecure about how big their va**na is... This is not my handwriting o, lemme come and be going🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
