Vigilante Scholar

01/01/2025

03/12/2023

It appears that lawyers should also carry sneakers every time they attend trial🤔

THE Law Association of Zambia (LAZ) has condemned the thuggery and barbaric behavior that unfolded at the High Court yesterday, where a lawyer, Linus Eyaa, was physically attacked by aggrieved members of the public.
In a statement LAZ president Lungisani Zulu said the Association has established th...

02/12/2023

A lawyer on his deathbed called out to his wife. She rushed in and said, “what is it, darling?”
He told her to run and get the Bible as fast as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it and prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort.
He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left.
The wife became curious, and asked, “what are you doing, darling?”
“I’m looking for loopholes!”he shouted.

25/11/2023

Satan was complaining bitterly to God, “You made the world so that it was not fair, and you made it so that most people would have to struggle every day, fight against their innate wishes and desires, and deal with all sorts of losses, grief, disasters, and catastrophes. Yet people worship and adore you. People fight, get arrested and cheat each other and I get blamed, even when it is not my fault. Sure, I’m evil, but give me a break. Can’t you do something to make them stop blaming me?”

And so God created lawyers.

18/11/2023

A man died and was taken to Hell. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer snuggling up to a beautiful woman.
“That’s unfair!” he cried. “I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it with a beautiful woman.”
“Quiet!” the devil replied, “who are you to question that woman’s punishment?”