Family, Torts and Criminal Law Consultant

18/09/2026

The moment you misappropriate clients money 😅🫩

LAZ will submit spirited arguments to strike your name off the roll

"The issue under consideration is not whether you have paid back the money you misappropriated, but it's whether you misconducted yourself."

17/09/2026

Senior Counsel who can't take a Junior Counsel to matebeto 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

17/09/2026

Life na hustle

17/09/2026

So iwe why suiziba Certiorari 🥲

16/09/2026

What do you mean I should file documents given to me at 14:52 when the registry closes at 15:00?

15/09/2026

A short conversation between advocates before entering the Judge's Chambers

Advocate 1. Counsel how are you? I have just been retained, I haven't had sight of the file.

Advocate 2. Good, good oh really?

Advocate 1. Yes, so I intend to make an application for an adjournment so that I can go and read the file. I request that you don't OBJECT to the application 🙏

Advocate 2. No problem Counsel, I will not object... you can propose a return date then. I don't think I am ready to proceed today.

Advocate 1. Thanks you man 🤝

They go into the Chambers.

Advocate 1. My Lord, I have just been retained, I would like to make an application for an adjournment to allow me to read the file and prepare adequately.

The Judge: Counsel any opposition

Advocate 2. My Lord, I strongly and vehemently object to the application for adjournment..............

I am ready to proceed......

Advocate 1:👇

12/09/2026

Those stationeries you pay to draft Court documents 😅🥲

I know a Lawyer at a cheap price who will get your passports reinstated.

The Lawyer. 👇🏾

08/09/2026

Day 4: Read a case challenge

Law Association of Zambia v Makondo
Simubala (2021/HP/1319) [2026] ZMHC
41 (31 March 2026)

"Counsel's fitness to practice Law is integrity. A Lawyer must be of unquestionable behaviour."

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08/09/2026

Teach them when they are young, so that they may not depart from it 😂🥲