02/08/2025
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Posted by ricore
🎙️Things You Don’t Need to Do When You Es**rt a Friend to the Studio 😩😂
1. You're Not the Producer – Stop saying “Add more bass” or “Let me hear that again.” Bro, you don’t even know how to turn on a laptop 😭
2. No Background Ad-libs Please – This is not your feature. Stop humming loudly or saying “Yeeaahh” during the take 😭😭
3. Don’t Be the Hype Man for Trash Takes – If your friend mumbles the whole verse, don’t scream “🔥🔥 That’s the one!” You’re ruining dreams 😂
4. Stay Off the Mic – We get it, you know the lyrics… but no, you’re not getting a “small part” on the song 😭
5. Don’t Start Making Beat Requests – This is not your session. “Ay bro, can I also do a quick 16?” No. You came to watch 😐
6. No Random Phone Calls – Why are you on speaker phone in the booth? This isn’t Soweto Market 😩📞
7. Don't Sleep on the Couch – You’re snoring louder than the 808s. Please respect the mix 😭💤
8. Don't Coach Like a Manager – “Bro change that line, use metaphors.” Sir, you sell eggs, not bars 😭
Tag that one friend who acts like it's his session every time 🤣👇
