David Paul Chita

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Protect your peace at all times
25/11/2025

Protect your peace at all times

22/11/2025

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04/11/2025

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"

Teacher: "Yes!"

Student: "How do you put an elephant inside
a fridge?"๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Teacher: "I don't know."๐Ÿคจ

Student: "It's easy๐Ÿ˜Š, you just open the fridge
and put it in๐Ÿ˜Œ. I have another question!"๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Teacher: "Ok, ask."

Student: "How to put a donkey inside the
fridge?"๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Teacher: "It's easy๐Ÿ˜Š, you just open the fridge
and put it in."๐Ÿ˜Œ

Student: "No sir๐Ÿ˜, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."๐Ÿ˜Œ

Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"

Student: "Let me ask another one๐Ÿ™‚. If all the
animals went to lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"๐Ÿค”

Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would
eat all the animals."โ˜บ๏ธ

Student: "No sir๐Ÿคจ, it is the donkey because it's
still inside the fridge."๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"๐Ÿ˜•

Student: "No sir๐Ÿ˜Œ, 1 last question."๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Teacher: "Ok!"

Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you?"๐Ÿค”

Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."๐Ÿ˜Œ

Student: "No sir๐Ÿ˜•, you just swim๐ŸŠand cross it
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ’ƒ

Teacher:โ˜น๏ธ "I have my own question๐Ÿ˜ฉ, if all the
students come to school except one person,
who is the person..."๐Ÿ˜

Student: "No idea sir..."๐Ÿคท

Teacher: "It's you๐Ÿ˜’ because you are on two
weeks suspension๐Ÿ™„ for giving me headache.

please like my page ๐Ÿค—

A CALL FOR HELP: Yango biker identified as Isaac Mwangala who was involved in a road accident today and was rushed to th...
07/05/2025

A CALL FOR HELP: Yango biker identified as Isaac Mwangala who was involved in a road accident today and was rushed to the hospital. Anyone who knows him or any relatives can call 0979725510 or
0772552640.

Quickest recovery to him ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ

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Thursday 09:00 - 17:00
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