16/05/2026
What a way to wrap up another massive week of transforming homes 🎨✨
We’re excited to introduce our newest Silent Business Partner Anthony Albanese
We are thrilled to announce that Anthony The Invisible Investor has acquired a surprise 47% stake in Oz Wiz Platinum Painters — without ever needing to pick up a brush.
While we’re on-site doing the prep, the cutting in, and the final coats…
He will be working hard behind the scenes — appearing mysteriously every time an invoice is paid 💸
He shows up like a magical “profit fairy” ensuring he receives his well-earned share of the hard work.
Meanwhile, we’ll just keep doing what we do best — delivering high-quality finishes, happy clients, and actually doing the painting 😅
If you happen to see him around, make him feel welcome…
His already asking about his share of the next BBQ and a cut of the coffee run ☕🔥
❤️😂
NOTE: Relax… this isn’t real. Just a bit of fun — we still do all the work 😉