15/01/2026
Righto legends, this Saturday 17th 10am til 1pm there’s a bloody good reason to put the thongs on and leave the couch.
Cliffex Meats are firing up a sausage sizzle to raise funds for our absolute weapons at the Rye & Rosebud CFA. The people who run towards fire while the rest of us are looking for the car keys and yelling “WHERE’S THE DOG”.
Full disclosure, I won’t be there because I’ll be at the Sandown vintage car races, standing around pretending I know engines, nodding like “yep yep, sounds fast” while inhaling petrol fumes for the culture.
BUT.
That does not get you lot off the hook. Get your butts down there, chuck some cash in, grab a bloody good snag and support the volunteers who protect our community when s**t gets real.
And before anyone asks where it is, relax.
Cliffex Meats.
Right next to Rosey Cinemas.
If you can find popcorn, you can find a sausage.
Cash only, straight to the CFA, no mucking around. You eat well, they get supported, the universe stays balanced.
Go do a good thing, eat a snag, and tell ’em Bec sent ya (even though I’ll be watching old cars absolutely send it).
Send me pics of the sausage and enjoying yaselves (the sizzled bbq ones, not old mates teeny ween)
Stay unhinged, legends ✌🏼