10/05/2026
🚨 OUT OF OFFICE: WE’VE KIDNAPPED HOLLIE! 🚨
From October 5–9, Hollie and I are breaking out of the office and hitting the road for a little Vancouver Island sales adventure! 🚗⛴️
After approximately 17 YEARS of being the friendly voice on the other end of the phone, Hollie is finally getting to leave the warehouse and meet some of our customers face-to-face! 😂
That’s right… the customers who have known her voice for all these years will finally get to put a face to the voice. We’re pretty sure she’s excited. We’re mostly sure she’s coming back. 😉
Of course, no Vancouver Island trip would be complete without a few very important stops along the way:
🍪 The Crazy Cookie House — because sales trips require snacks. It’s basically business law.
🛒 The Market Garden — quite possibly the MOST AMAZING grocery store EVER! And if you didn’t know… it’s actually a house that was renovated into a grocery store! Each room is a different section of the store. Seriously. How cool is that?!
So while we’re out there visiting customers, making new connections, eating cookies and wandering through an incredibly cool grocery-store-house, we’ll both be away from the office October 5–9.
Hollie will be back in the office October 13. 🎉
Me? Not so fast. 😏
I’ve decided to take take off October 13 for a very important reason…
🦃 THANKSGIVING TURKEY RECOVERY. 🦃
Because after a long sales trip, Thanksgiving dinner, copious amounts of turkey, stuffing, potatoes, gravy and whatever else ends up on my plate, I feel it’s only responsible to allow myself a full day to recover. 😂
So I’ll be back October 14, hopefully well-rested, fully recovered, and ready to pretend I didn’t eat my body weight in Thanksgiving dinner.
Until then, please be patient with the rest of the crew while we’re off making memories — and please don’t ask where Hollie is.
She’s been released from warehouse duty. 😂
🚗💨 See you when we get back!