Tragic Fate

Tragic Fate Gag gifts for these sad, sad times.

The venerable Chance Coffee is back to business tomorrow morning after their summer break! Visit them for the meanest be...
09/11/2026

The venerable Chance Coffee is back to business tomorrow morning after their summer break! Visit them for the meanest beans roasted by the nicest people. ☕️💀☕️

Is this the most popular pin we’ve ever made? It might just be! We debuted these little cuties back in June and they’re ...
09/10/2026

Is this the most popular pin we’ve ever made? It might just be! We debuted these little cuties back in June and they’re already almost gone! Modeled after our very own company cat Talisman as illustrated by the talented April Hawkes! PLUS!: His eyes glow in the dark!!! NEAT!

SAVE THE DATE! We’re back at Walkerville Brewery for another Mousetrap Artist Bazaar on Saturday, October 3rd!
09/08/2026

SAVE THE DATE! We’re back at Walkerville Brewery for another Mousetrap Artist Bazaar on Saturday, October 3rd!

Ward off bad luck wherever you wander with our unpatented ‘Just-In-Case’ keychain! PLUS: when you buy one of these, we a...
09/06/2026

Ward off bad luck wherever you wander with our unpatented ‘Just-In-Case’ keychain! PLUS: when you buy one of these, we are one step closer to running out of them so that we can design and produce a new version we like better!!! JUMP ON IT!

Forever Salty!
09/02/2026

Forever Salty!

Saved this kitten from a tragic fate two years ago today! Now she lives with Rob!!!
08/30/2026

Saved this kitten from a tragic fate two years ago today! Now she lives with Rob!!!

You tellem’ Dolly! Or let the cards do it for you.
08/26/2026

You tellem’ Dolly! Or let the cards do it for you.

The 2nd Annual Tragic Fate Open Mini Putt Tournament is less than a month away (Saturday, September 19th, 5pm-7pm) and l...
08/25/2026

The 2nd Annual Tragic Fate Open Mini Putt Tournament is less than a month away (Saturday, September 19th, 5pm-7pm) and less than half our spaces remain! $13 entry gets you your shot at the coveted Black Jacket as well as $200 worth of Tragic Fate tchotchkes and one year’s worth of bragging rights! Message us if you want to get in on the fun!

Here’s a shot of our 2025 winner, Dennis, along with our official tournament artwork by April Hawkes, AND a shot of his winning putt!

TODAY’S THE DAY! Free at the Capitol Theatre from 4pm-9pm!
08/22/2026

TODAY’S THE DAY! Free at the Capitol Theatre from 4pm-9pm!

Some like it hot! And if that’s you, you’ll want to grab a bottle of our System Failure Blueberry Scorpion Hot Sauce! Ma...
08/21/2026

Some like it hot! And if that’s you, you’ll want to grab a bottle of our System Failure Blueberry Scorpion Hot Sauce! Made by the spicy minds at the venerable delusionalsauces in Hamilton, Ontario and exclusively available at our popups like the windsorpunkrockfleamarket tomorrow night! Don’t miss it!

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