06/06/2026
Stephen the Seagull's Majorca Adventure! π¦βοΈ
BREAKING NEWS π¨
Our very own Stephen has officially FLOWN THE COOP! π
That's right - Stephen the Seagull is currently living his best bird life in Majorca βοΈποΈ
Finally decided the local chips weren't good enough and went international! π
We're expecting:
πΈ Dramatic cliff-edge poses overlooking the Mediterranean
π Raiding beach tourists for their patatas bravas
ποΈ Photobombing every sunset pic on the island
π Squawking aggressively at Spanish seagulls (language barrier issues)
Current status: Probably dive-bombing someone's paella π₯
Fun fact: He didn't even need to buy a plane ticket! Just hitched a ride on the wing π«
Don't worry, he'll be back soon with:
A questionable tan (under those feathers)
Stories of Mediterranean fish vs. British fish & chips
Zero souvenirs (seagulls don't have pockets)
Have an amazing time, Stephen! Try not to steal TOO many ice creams π¦π¦
Contact us for more information...
π182 Dalton Road, Barrow-In-Furness, LA14 1PR
βοΈ 01229 811118
βοΈ [email protected]
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