19/05/2026
Once again, I can only apologise for Raj’s behaviour. As a company, we would like to formally confirm that we too are exhausted by his existence. Especially on normal delivery day when he appears with “just a few extra bits” like some sort of bargain-bin Santa Claus nobody asked for.
Extra work? On an already chaotic day? Absolutely thrilling. Couldn’t think of a better way to spend our limited time on Earth.
At this point, morale is low, patience is gone, and if Raj says “it’ll only take two minutes” one more time, Jeany may need to step in. Honestly, I’m not even sure we’ve ever actually liked him — we’ve just sort of tolerated him like a noisy office air conditioner that occasionally ruins lives 🤣
That being said… the Fanta and Dr Pepper ones are outrageously cool, so we’ll allow it this time.
