05/11/2026
ESTATE AGENT TRANSLATION SERVICE. YOU’RE WELCOME.
I’m an estate agent, but even I have to laugh at some of the phrases used to describe properties.
“Cosy.”
“Quirky.”
“Deceptively spacious.”
Sometimes I think property descriptions need subtitles!
And before anyone comes for me, there are genuinely lovely cosy homes, quirky properties and low-maintenance gardens.
It’s just that the language can get a little creative.
What’s the funniest property description you’ve ever seen?
Go on, let’s hear them!
Karen Smith Property | Partnered with eXp UK
Creating beautiful moves, one home at a time.