20/03/2026
After Brother Bernard emptied his account paying dowry like he was bidding for shares at the stock exchange,, and threw a wedding so expensive even the cows that survived the knife are still in therapy,, daughter of Agrippina still cheated on him. Before the honeymoon dust could even settle, madam had already connected herself to an alternative power source.
Professor Mali Ngumu was delivering high voltage electricity to daughter of Agrippina while brother Bernard was in church playing mitambo as he praise Yehova Wanyonyi for helping him find his missing rib. The way our boy has been ranting online, nikama diameter ilienda saidii.
And as you can clearly see, that sweating was not from gym or skipping rope. Daughter of Agrippina was busy doing outside catering in full swing. Aswito was serving professor premium buffet, dishing out the food that faces the earth like it’s a national feeding program.
Brother Bernard was deep in huduma thinking he married a wife, kumbe he subscribed to a public utility service. Ni mbaya majama. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. K**a kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀
