Valkyrie Financial, LLC

Valkyrie Financial, LLC Personal financial planning firm dedicated to aiding ladies born in the '80s and '90s create and wield their wealth.

Based out of Appleton, WI and serving clients across the United States.

06/23/2026

Real talk: if you’re not making six-figures, you are literally living the normal American experience. The actual median household income is just under $84,000… not per person, per HOUSEHOLD.

So that voice in your head whispering, “everyone else has it figured out, and you’re the only one struggling,” is a straight up liar. That voice has fallen for algorithms-approved, dopamine-optimized propaganda.

Here’s the great news: you don’t need a six-figure salary to build wealth, hit your goals, or live a rich life. You need a plan that fits your actual numbers.

Stop measuring your money (and yourself, for that matter) against anyone else’s filtered content. Start measuring against your own goals. That’s the only comparison that counts, darling.

Tag a friend who needs to hear she’s not financially behind, she’s just been fed a fake baseline. And know we all have at least one friend who needs the reminder.

American’s have been failing the financial literacy test for TEN YEARS, and the latest data says we’re somehow getting w...
06/22/2026

American’s have been failing the financial literacy test for TEN YEARS, and the latest data says we’re somehow getting worse.

Seriously, these numbers prove that you are so not the only person who missed “money management” day at school. Everyone missed it. Because it never happened. Which really, really, really, really sucks, since strong financial literacy is key for cutting stress.

The great news? Financial literacy isn’t a personality trait, it’s a skill. And skills can be learned.

If reading this gave you a little “oh, s**t, that’s me” moment, that’s literally what I’m here for. Drop a comment, send a DM, or check out the link in my bio when you want to chat about anything money-related.

06/18/2026

Real talk: personal finance was never on a syllabus. And your parents probably gave you a better talk on the birds and the bees than they did on money. The whole system kinda set us up to just figure it out.

You may have graduated without knowing how a compound interest works, and that’s genuinely not on you. BUT! You’re a grown ass adult now with the full power of Al Gore’s internet in your pocket and a financial planner one DM away. The era of “I just don’t get money stuff” has to end, darling.

The glow-up you’re searching for? It starts with your financial literacy, not your skincare routine.

Follow for more real-life tips. So when you’re ready to actually do something about your money, you know where to find me.

This isn’t just about money. It’s about breaking generational patterns and rewriting the rules for every woman who comes...
06/16/2026

This isn’t just about money. It’s about breaking generational patterns and rewriting the rules for every woman who comes after us. The confidence gap ends with us - but only if we choose to close it.

06/12/2026

You are not bad with money. Your money relationship is just going through it.

And like any relationship worth keeping — it needs attention, communication, and zero avoidance. (Looking at you, unopened bank app.) The glow-up starts here.

Tag a friend whose money needs couples therapy.

Let’s get one thing straight and two things gay (it is Pride month, after all). “Frugal” gets a bad rap. It’s not suppos...
06/10/2026

Let’s get one thing straight and two things gay (it is Pride month, after all). “Frugal” gets a bad rap. It’s not supposed to be sad. It doesn’t mean skipping the rooftop bar or bringing the saddest desk lunch to work.

It does mean deciding in advance what’s worth it to you. Because we don’t want you crying when August’s bank statement hits your inbox.

You deserve both fun and a financial glow-up.

Love, Sarah 💚

06/09/2026

¿Donde está the 401k? Nobody taught us this stuff and now we’re all stressed about money.

No más, bestie! That’s why I’m here — your financial BFF who actually explains things in English.

PSA: “they” — the mysterious people who decided you should own a home, max your 401k, AND afford avocado toast by 30 — a...
06/08/2026

PSA: “they” — the mysterious people who decided you should own a home, max your 401k, AND afford avocado toast by 30 — are NOT real. Or at least, they don’t pay your bills, so their opinion is irrelevant.

Instead of chasing some impossible highlight reel, here’s the move: pick ONE financial goal that actually excites future you, and break it down so small it feels almost silly. Then do the first tiny thing.

The all-or-nothing mindset (“welp, I missed one month of saving, guess I’ll retire on vibes”) is keeping you stuck, babe. Progress isn’t linear. It’s messy and slow and sometimes it’s just logging into your bank account without crying.

Every tiny action is a W. And collecting those W’s? That’s literally my job — and I am PASSIONATE about it.
DM me, let’s get you some.

06/05/2026

Numbers track dollars. They don’t track the why.

Spreadsheets are giving cold, emotionless data. We’re out here giving context and celebrating how life feels.

Your finances deserve both. That’s literally what I’m here for.

Your friends aren’t trying to keep you broke, but social spending pressure is REAL. Loud budgeting = being honest about ...
06/04/2026

Your friends aren’t trying to keep you broke, but social spending pressure is REAL. Loud budgeting = being honest about your financial priorities instead of making excuses.

What will you say no to this week? Your future wealthy self is counting on you.

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