10/16/2026
1:59 AM: “Just going outside to pee.”
2:00 AM: Returns looking like a swamp creature. 🐾😂
The doodle has zero regrets. The human has one shoe on and is reconsidering every life choice.
Good thing somebody remembered the Wash Club membership. Because “please stay clean” is apparently not a command.
Join the Wash Club: https://booking.moego.pet/ol/DapperDoodleGrooming/membership
Who else lives with a fluffy little menace who treats bedtime like a suggestion? 👀