05/06/2026
A non-exhaustive ranking of excuses we hear from buildings that have just failed compliance, by frequency:
🥇 "It was working when I left on Friday."
🥈 "The previous owner said the BWoF was sorted."
🥉 "We've never had a fire so it must be fine." (this one is our favourite)
Honourable mentions:
"The wedge is only there during deliveries." (the deliveries are 24/7)
"We took the cover off the detector to paint and forgot to put it back." (in 2021)
"The boxes are getting moved next week." (they aren't)
"We didn't know that counted as a fit-out."
Every one of these is a real thing. Every one of these is also a BWoF fail waiting to be written up.
If any of these sound familiar, the good news is we don't judge. We just fix it.
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