04/01/2026
New for 2026 guiding season
Introducing our āGuide Does All the Workā Package.
This is our newest trip option for anglers who want the full fishing experience without actually doing much fishing.
Hereās how it works:
You show up. You relax. You crack a beer. You occasionally nod like you know what Iām talking about when I explain what weāre doing.
From there, I handle everything elseāfinding fish, reading water, adjusting gear, and making all the āimportant guide decisionsā that you will later confidently claim were your ideas.
At the perfect moment, Iāll hand you the rod so you can complete the most critical step of the entire process: holding it while I do all the work and pretend it was your plan all along.
Great for beginners, families, or anyone who wants to go home and tell their buddies they āfigured something out on the river today.ā
For those that read this farā¦.disclaimer: This is not a real packageā¦ unless youāre really good at laughing at April Fools jokes. Either way, Iāll still try to put you on fish.
