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MucusandCheese I sift thru the filthy entrails of the web seeking out comedic gold for meme enthusiasts. I do it, so you don't have to. Instagram: mucusaurelius

Before the invent of the mirror, everybody believed themselves to be a 10. They only knew the color of their hair if the...
10/27/2026

Before the invent of the mirror, everybody believed themselves to be a 10. They only knew the color of their hair if they grew it long enough; and if your vision was poor, you could only assume that that’s how everybody else viewed the world. I don’t know where I was going with this.

Allegedly- as I have always chosen to look at my phone. I could also dangerously take a nap.
10/13/2026

Allegedly- as I have always chosen to look at my phone. I could also dangerously take a nap.

I know right, I’m so weird, like, I uniquely have to have breakfast every day and meet certain nutritional standards thr...
10/06/2026

I know right, I’m so weird, like, I uniquely have to have breakfast every day and meet certain nutritional standards throughout the day to function like an absolute savage. But that’s just one of my many oddly bizarre quirks you’ll have to deal with.

In fairness, that’s what kids do as well. Hearing the guttural sound of phlegm being dislodged and swallowed is what se...
10/01/2026

In fairness, that’s what kids do as well. Hearing the guttural sound of phlegm being dislodged and swallowed is what sets the two apart in terms of disgustingness. But I think there’s a conversation to be had there.

Lucky for her, she stumbled upon me and will thereby be set upon by a new fresh pattern, an unprecedented trajectory of ...
09/21/2026

Lucky for her, she stumbled upon me and will thereby be set upon by a new fresh pattern, an unprecedented trajectory of happiness, success and inner peace.

Being your idiotic self is your greatest and most desirable asset. (Personal hygiene, manners, honesty etc still mandato...
09/01/2026

Being your idiotic self is your greatest and most desirable asset.
(Personal hygiene, manners, honesty etc still mandatory)

We’re all one minor inconvenience away from prison time.
08/18/2026

We’re all one minor inconvenience away from prison time.

seeing what nonsense I’m capable of by pushing someone I love to the brink, isn’t a hobby; it’s a lifestyle
07/28/2026

seeing what nonsense I’m capable of by pushing someone I love to the brink, isn’t a hobby; it’s a lifestyle

I too, am an acquired taste (smelly, rotting and increasingly expensive)
07/14/2026

I too, am an acquired taste (smelly, rotting and increasingly expensive)

Applies to phone calls, texts and most emails too. Beautiful concept of shutting up. Hash Tag:🏷️ journaling
07/02/2026

Applies to phone calls, texts and most emails too. Beautiful concept of shutting up.
Hash Tag:🏷️ journaling

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