06/04/2026
Fellow Texans: It’s getting hot outside. This marks the beginning of “Open The Lid And Immediately Regret It” Season. You know what we’re talking about.
If you find yourself doing any of the following, please swipe through the photos for some stench-relief trash tips.
If you are…
* Holding your breath
* Seeing mystery liquid
* Fighting flies
* Trying to take the trash out from 6 feet away
* Questioning every life decision
You may be suffering from stinky trash*tis. Stay strong, South Texas! Use our survival tips below!