04/20/2026
When you hear the title CEO, you think experienced, powerful, wise. Ours somehow checks all those boxes with just 2.5 years of life experience.
Since taking over, she’s done nothing but drive the company forward (and strongly suggests she should also be allowed to drive the trucks 🚛). Whether it’s the daily giggles, the enthusiastic goodbye waves every morning, or her very serious commitment to pressing every horn she sees, she’s got the whole team showing up early and working hard.
It might seem like it’s all fun and games when the CEO is around—but don’t let the cute smile fool you 😋 She can switch into boss mode real quick. If snacks aren’t fully stocked or you ignore a direct order to honk the horn, expect consequences.
Expect a formal escalation to HR (Elmo), or worse—a closed-door meeting where you’ll be subjected to an intense toddler-gibberish performance review. No notes, no translation, no survivors. You will leave that office questioning your job performance, your life choices… and possibly the English language.
