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Monday 11am - 5pm Tuesday 11am - 5pm Wednesday 11am - 5pm Thursday 11am - 5pm Friday 11am - 5pm Saturday 11am - 6pm Sunday 11am - 5pm

FatAss Ranch

Name: FatAss Ranch
Address: 51 Elgin Behrends Road, Fredericksburg, TX, 78624, US
Telephone: (830) 644-2300
Price range: $$
Rating: 4.7

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11/07/2026

Forget the w**e snobs. The real food critics live at the ranch. 😂🫏
Come meet the main characters at Fa**ss Ranch. 🍷🍺
Tag your snack-obsessed bestie. 👇
**erylife **ery

11/06/2026

Here's your excuse to get out of the house this upcoming Saturday, November 7th.

🎸 LIVE MUSIC – Michael Alexandersson, 11 AM–4 PM
🍔 FOOD TRUCK – Because good music deserves good food.
🍺 COLD B**R – Because it's Saturday at the brewery!
📅 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7
⏰ 10 AM–6 PM
📍 Fa**ss BREWERY | FREDERICKSBURG, TX
Forget the usual weekend routine. Gather your favorite people and make some Hill Country memories.
👇 Save this for your Saturday plans and SEND IT to the friend who always says, "We should do something fun!"

11/06/2026

Your Weekend Just Got a W**e-derful Upgrade! 🍷

Here's your excuse to ditch the usual weekend routine and head to Fa**ss W**ery this Saturday, November 7th!

We've got everything you need for a perfect Hill Country Saturday:

🎧 DJ BIG WORLL | 1:00–5:30 PM
🍔 COMAL CRAWFISH FOOD TRUCK | 11:00 AM–4:00 PM
🍷 W**E and FROZEN SANGRIAS | Because Saturdays are made for sipping, relaxing, and having a little fun!
📅 SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 7
⏰ OPEN 10 AM–6 PM
📍 Fa**ss W**ERY | FREDERICKSBURG, TX

Good music, delicious food, your favorite drinks, and even better company. What more could you ask for? ❤️

Round up your crew, bring your favorite people, and let's make some Hill Country memories!

👇 TAG your weekend crew and SHARE this with the friend who always says, "We need to get together soon!" 🤠🍹
**eries **eryevents

11/06/2026

Get ready for a healthy dose of ranch silliness! 🤣🐴

THE CRAZY CREW 🤪
• Big ears, even bigger personalities
• Zero chill, all heart
• Professional photobombers

🍷 WHILE YOU'RE HERE, Let's get this weekend's good vibes started!
• W**e 🍷
• Cold b**r 🍺
• Ranch views 🌾
📍 51 Elgin-Behrends Rd,
Fredericksburg, TX 78624

⏰ Sunday–Friday: 11 AM-5 PM
Saturday: 10 AM-6 PM

No Reservations Required!
But if you're bringing a big crew, hit us up
PARTIES OF 10 OR MORE—PLEASE CALL TO BOOK A TASTING.
Send this to your BFF who's obsessed with donkey noses (no judgment). 📌 Save this for when you need a laugh 😂
**ery

11/06/2026

🍻 ABILENE, GET YOUR ASS TO THE MILL TONIGHT! 🫏

We’re rolling into The Mill with cold Fat Ass b**r and FREE swag!

🍺 Order a Fat Ass b**r
🎁 Score a FREE pint glass or koozie
🤠 Hang out with the Fat Ass crew!

📍 The Mill | Abilene, TX
⏰ TONIGHT | 5–8:30 PM

Free swag with purchase - while supplies last.

**ssRanchBrewery **r

11/05/2026

Finally, a place where nobody judges you. They're just really, really curious. 🫏👃
That's the energy out here. Come as you are, bring whatever's on your mind, and the donkeys will happily stick their noses into it.
🫏 Judgment-free zone:
• Come as you are
• Nosy neighbors included
• Your secrets are safe (they can't talk) 😂
🍷 Come hang out:
• W**e, cold b**r, and pasture views 🍷🍺🌾
• 📍 51 Elgin-Behrends Rd, Fredericksburg, TX 78624
• ⏰ Sun–Fri: 11 AM–5 PM | Sat: 10 AM–6 PM
• No reservations required! Parties of 10 or more, please call to book a tasting.

👇 Be honest: who's the nosiest person in your family? Tag them. We won't tell.
🔁 Share this with the friend who always wants the full story.
**ery

11/04/2026

😂 I THINK THESE DONKEYS KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T.

Honestly, if the donkeys at Fat Ass Ranch could talk, we'd probably have more questions than answers. 🐴🤠

Life's too short to take everything seriously. Sometimes you just need a little country humor, a good laugh, and a place to kick back.

🍷 W**e lovers? You're welcome here.
🍺 B**r lovers? We've got you, too.
🤠 Just here for a good time? You're definitely our kind of people.

📍 Make Fa**ss Ranch W**ery & Brewery part of your next Fredericksburg, Texas, getaway.
🔁 Share this with your favorite partner in crime!
# **ery

11/04/2026

Someone wanted to take Pancho home in their truck, and honestly? We get it. 🚛🫏

You come out for a glass of w**e, you meet one of these guys, and five minutes later you're measuring your truck bed and picking out names.

He's staying right here, though. He's got a ranch to run and a very famous backside to show off. 🍑

🫏 Rules for donkey fans:
• Fall in love freely
• Bring your friends next time
• Leave the truck bed empty

🍷 Come see him in person:

📍 51 Elgin-Behrends Rd,
Fredericksburg, TX 78624

⏰ Sunday–Friday: 11 AM- 5 PM
Saturday: 10 AM- 6 PM
No Reservations Required!
PARTIES OF 10 OR MORE PLEASE CALL TO BOOK A TASTING

👇 Be honest. If he fit in your truck, what would you name him?
🔁 Share this with the friend who would absolutely try to sneak one home.
**erylife

11/03/2026

POV: Your daily dose of ranch cuteness, brought to you by the neediest, sweetest coworkers we've ever had. 🫏💛

Give one of them a little scratch behind the ears and that's it. You're theirs now. The rest of the crew finds out and starts lining up like you're handing out free money.

Honestly? Best part of the job.

🫏 Ranch life, by the numbers:
• Ears scratched: too many to count
• Donkeys satisfied: zero, they always want more

🍷 Come get your dose in person:
• Sip w**e 🍷
📍 51 Elgin-Behrends Rd,
Fredericksburg, TX 78624

⏰ Sunday–Friday: 11 AM- 5 PM
Saturday: 10 AM- 6 PM
No Reservations Required!
PARTIES OF 10 OR MORE PLEASE CALL TO BOOK A TASTING

👇 Team Donkey or Team Horns? Settle it in the comments.
🔁 Share this with someone who needs their daily dose of ranch cuteness today.
**erylife

11/02/2026

Larkin Steals Lily's Punchline 😂

🫏 Lessons from the pasture:
• Never tell a joke to a donkey who's already heard it
• Snack first, comedy second

🍷 Come see the show in person:
• W**e, cold b**r 🍺 and a tough crowd 🫏
📍 51 Elgin-Behrends Rd,
Fredericksburg, TX 78624

⏰ Sunday–Friday: 11 AM- 5 PM
Saturday: 10 AM- 6 PM
No Reservations Required!
PARTIES OF 10 OR MORE PLEASE CALL TO BOOK A TASTING

👇 Drop your best animal pun below. We'll read the top ones to the donkeys.
🔁 Share this with the friend who ALWAYS ruins the joke.

Address

51 Elgin Behrends Road
Fredericksburg, TX
78624

Opening Hours

Monday	11am - 5pm
Tuesday	11am - 5pm
Wednesday	11am - 5pm
Thursday	11am - 5pm
Friday	11am - 5pm
Saturday	11am - 6pm
Sunday	11am - 5pm

Telephone

(830) 644-2300

Website

https://fatassranch.com/, https://fatassranch.start.page/

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