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09/16/2026

Currently on The Real Housewives of Fat Ass Ranch…

Two baby mamas—and somehow Pancho is still the neediest one in the pasture. 😂

He doesn’t ask for scratches. He files a demand.

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09/14/2026

The official Fat Ass welcoming committee takes its job very seriously. 🫏🫏🫏

Lily, Larkin and Pancho heard someone pulled up—and clearly couldn’t let you arrive without a proper hello. Come meet the herd at Fat Ass Ranch!

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09/13/2026

Pancho’s first Pancholine.

The girls are already tired of him. 🫏

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What a day! 15 Div 1 Wins! 🤯🏈We started counting Texas wins at three. Then seven. Then we lost track. 😂🏈FIFTEEN Texas ...
09/13/2026

What a day!

15 Div 1 Wins!
🤯🏈

We started counting Texas wins at three. Then seven. Then we lost track. 😂🏈

FIFTEEN Texas college teams won today. UT took down No. 1 Ohio State, Houston put up 77, Houston Christian put up 88, and UTEP closed out the night with one more W.

Rivalries can wait until next week. Tonight, we’re raising a cold Fat Ass beer to Texas football. 🍻🫏

Which win had you cheering the loudest?

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We’re not saying it’ll solve everything. We are saying Lily would like the chance to try. 🫏💜 **ssRanch
09/13/2026

We’re not saying it’ll solve everything. We are saying Lily would like the chance to try. 🫏💜

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09/12/2026

🗞️ EXTRA! EXTRA! The Fat Ass Weekly Report is here!

It’s the FINAL Grape Stomp of the season at the Winery! 🍇 Come stomp, snag your commemorative T-shirt and celebrate with food, music and dancing.

Plus...

🍺 Live music and food trucks at the Brewery
🏈 College football and NFL Sunday
⚾ Sunday baseball
🍕 Beer, wine, frozens and plenty to eat at Off the Ranch

And don't forget the DONKEYS! 🫏🫏🫏

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09/12/2026

Pancho would like to speak to whoever made this rule. 🫏😂

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09/11/2026

The adorable faces - and asses - of Fat Ass Ranch!

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09/09/2026

Otto wants to know… are you coming to Fat Ass Ranch this Saturday for the final Grape Stomp of the season? 👀🍇🐐

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09/09/2026

Previously on The Real Housewives of Fat Ass Ranch…

Pancho told both of his baby mamas they were his favorite.

Today, Lilly and Larkin aren’t speaking to him. 😂🫏

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Address

51 Elgin Behrends Road
Fredericksburg, TX
78624

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 5pm
Tuesday 11am - 5pm
Wednesday 11am - 5pm
Thursday 11am - 5pm
Friday 11am - 5pm
Saturday 11am - 6pm
Sunday 11am - 5pm

Telephone

(830) 644-2300

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