10/09/2026
“I don’t want to be one of those LinkedIn people.”
Half the accountants I talk to have already decided what posting on LinkedIn would make them look like: arms folded in a suit, delivering three business lessons that an Uber driver taught them about resilience on the way to their child’s baptism.
You’ve seen that version, you’ve cringed at it, and you’ve decided staying off the platform is the better option.
I think the instinct is fair.
That style of posting is genuinely embarrassing. People photographing a hotel gym at 5am and calling it . Someone is “humbled and honoured” for the fourth time this quarter. It reads like drivel because there’s nothing underneath it.
The absence of substance is the whole problem, and that part is fixable.
An accountant who’s spent nineteen years watching family businesses split down the seams over succession has plenty to say.
Not lessons... A blow-for-blow explanation of what goes wrong, and when it starts, which is usually about four years before anyone thinks to call their accountant.
Written plainly, that post doesn’t read as performance. It reads as someone who knows their job, describing their job.
Nobody looks at it and thinks “he’s doing LinkedIn.” They think “I should ask him about Mum and Dad’s business.”
Most people worried about sounding like a LinkedIn guy haven’t yet worked out what they want to be known for. That’s the TRUE gap. Once it’s settled, the writing sounds like them, because it’s just them explaining something they understand better than the reader does.
The tone problem sorts itself out after that.
Have you been sitting on this for a while? If so, it’s worth asking what you’d want a stranger to say about you after reading three of your posts. If the answer comes easily, you’ve got more content to work with than you think.
If you’re ready to create a social media presence that won’t make you cringe, and that actually represents you as you, let’s talk.